Jocular look @Today’s News: xxx the porn-only search engine, makes its premiere


When reports emerged last year that the company behind .xxx web domains aimed to launch a porn-only search engine, the public reaction was fairly mixed. On one hand, some people greeted the idea with intrigue, saying it was finally time to have a place to consolidate and separate private searches from ordinary searches on Google or Bing. On the other, Google and Bing do the job just fine, as long as you remembered to clear your search history before someone else uses your computer and found your naughty recent activity.

Today, Search.xxx is reality. ICM Registry, the company that operates .xxx domains, promises the search engine will help streamline the search process while protecting users from the virus and malware that often plague pornographic websites. “There’s as much porn as you would like out there,” ICM CEO Stuart Lawley tells Digital Trends in a phone interview. “Some of the major search engines with their algorithms … are effectively de-ranking adult searches in many cases.

For those who are still contemplating why you might want to switch over from your preferred search engines to a porn-specific one, here’s how Lawley puts it:

Porn is very personal,” he tells Network World. ”You may have been looking for Brazilian midget transsexuals, and you’re sitting there at home with your kid or your wife saying, ‘Let’s go on a holiday to Brazil,’ and the next thing, it’s suggesting Brazilian midget transsexuals from your previous Google search history.”

And that’s a conversation none of us ever wants to face.

MrMary Weighs in

going hand’s free isn’t just for cell phones now

“I want God, I want poetry, I want danger, I want freedom, I want sin.”
― Aldous HuxleyBrave New World

It seems that I also want quicker more rewarding searches for pornography.Time is money, or at least that the message one will receive upon doing a google  (safe search off) for the term “money shot”.  Ultimately my question is : “Is this really necessary?” Everyone has different moral views on pornography and I don’t care or judge, but with pornography being ubiquitous, I wonder what type of people say I need quicker access, I need to see better results for my search terms – sounds like an addiction really. I don’t know anyone who needs to love themselves that badly especially with the new sperm extractor machine China has invented.

[EndNote: I think its a conspiracy – hands free sperm extractor trends in the news on Wednesday, new porn only search engine  makes it premeiere Thursday. It wont be long till there is a marketing campaign for some newly advanced lubricant, i think its a ploy. Your too busy jerking off to notice how badly the establishment is fucking you]

This reminds me of two things one a scene from the movie Full Metal Jacket and a quote from A Brave New World:

Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
Private Joker: What was the matter with him?
Private Cowboy: He was jerkin’ off ten times a day.
Private Eightball: No shit. At least ten times a day.
Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

___________________

“Mother, monogamy, romance. High spurts the fountain; fierce and foamy the wild jet. The urge has but a single outlet. My love, my baby. No wonder those poor pre-moderns were mad and wicked and miserable. Their world didn’t allow them to take things easily, didn’t allow them to be sane, virtuous, happy. What with mothers and lovers, what with the prohibitions they were not conditioned to obey, what with the temptations and the lonely remorses, what with all the diseases and the endless isolating pain, what with the uncertainties and the poverty—they were forced to feel strongly. And feeling strongly (and strongly, what was more, in solitude, in hopelessly individual isolation), how could they be stable?” 
― Aldous HuxleyBrave New World

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