The World Cup Commentary You Weren’t Aloud to See (1)


The Real Reason Argentina Lost the World Cup

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The following is commentary I posted on Facebook during the course of the World Series Final.  I have reproduced it here for you because, the powerful voice of the people will not be suppressed and I got comments from friends as to how insightful and poignant it was. Why not share? There will be a follow-up post to this explaining some things in case you don’t get the jokes.

 

-> Mrmary Muthafucking Poppins


Socio-Culural But Brutal Commentary on the World Cup Game

 

The Germans looked like they Are bunkering down in front of the goal,  sounds oddly familiar…..

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If they had scored that goal I couldn’t shit talk as much over this nice meal at Pollo Supremo*

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No matter who wins the Brazilian people are the real winner. They get to return to abject poverty while watching million dollar stadiums crumble

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jesusThis just in: German Goalie learned defense from over-religious sheltered girls saving it for Jesus

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Even if Margaret Thatcher and I are the only two rooting for Germany I don’t care. Granted if she is watching it will be from the deepest pit of hell, but … Go Germany

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If Argentina loses they can blame the War over the Falkland islands. Generations to come will still suffer the shame

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Worse case scenario after a German Victory, the German team can parade through Las pampas and bring victory to Argentina by diffusion

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Well with the national soccer team getting, for lack of a better word, gang banged, the last 2 games it’s expected

The World Cup of Prostitution: How the Soccer Tourney Is Affecting Brazil’s Sex Workers

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Before the World Cup kickoff on June 12 the country invested an additional $900 million in security with the hope of making it, as they said, “one of the most protected sports events in history.” In addition to cutting edge helicopters and surveillance equipment, the police crackdown on crime also extended to prostitution in order to, as the district attorney stated, “contribute to changing [Rio’s] soiled image.” Thousands of sex websites were reportedly targeted, and Brazil’s leftist president, Dilma Rousseff, took to Twitter to denounce “sexual tourism” during the World Cup. (Read More)

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Ok recap: Argentina thought by trying to cripple German players they could score an early goal. Second half they may have to play soccer

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ball-pit-costume-6963Outside of a Marquis de Sade novel I’ve never seen such good ball-handling lead to no penetrations on goal

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Second half  Bitvhes!! Saved the best shit talking for this

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To all my Caribbean folk if Argentina loses will they still pencil in Caucasian on forms or will they import more prisoners from Western Europe ? ****

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How many knife fight are happening in Buenos Aires, Right now

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Last month Miguel Cotto beat Mendez like he was garbage, now can Argentina handle another loss ?

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I think right after the world cup the current pope from Argentina should fight the old pope. Who ever wins gets jail some pedophiles lives on national tv!!!

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The Argentinians gave a nice shoulder to the face and now one good turn deserves another

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Charging_on_German_Trenches_in_Gas_MasksHistory shows that you can’t take a German charge so lightly

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I’m guessing that the German’s goalkeepers grandfather fought in a tanks under Rommel ‘s command. That Argentinian pendejo got crushed like Poland in the early part of the War

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Uhm Messi ?

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I haven’t seen Argentineans scramble like this since Peron and the Dity War!IMAG0835

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If they lose, they will call that long walk back to Argentina the New Trail of tears***

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Wow does anyone know any song bout martin fierro and tough gauchos, so secure in their masculine that they ride each other?

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Messi is such a great player he doesn’t have to show up to play for his team to lose

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Messi chokes like Lebron maybe he should go to Cleveland took after this is over?

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Cocaine is one hell of a drug
Cocaine is one hell of a drug

Diego Maradona will sell everyone cocaine at discounted prices afterwards

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Damn German so close to scoring the prom isn’t over yet. The proverbial broom closet will be free soon

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Argentina there is always empanadas. You do that well and also losing to Western European Nations on an International stage

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Messi in this game is as good as a poopie flavored lollipop

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luftwaffeGermans raining shots on goal like the Luftwaffe

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History tells us that to win without going to penalty kicks would require Argentina to get help from America Britain russia

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Argentina can still win, next world cup

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tumblr_mkmj80DFhD1s822efo1_500 (1)Can we stop Shakira from making world cup songs

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Germany better win after all this shit I’ve talked

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Man I got shit to do …wrap the game up!!

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Argentina couldn’t score a goal if the net was the size of England

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If soccer was about pretending to act hurt the Argentinians would have won already. Too bad they put all their talent into their novelss

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I’m surprise by how much time Argentinean players spend on their backs foreboding perhaps (They are about to get fucked) 

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Healing up and prevent pimple outbreaks
Healing up and prevent pimple outbreaks

Every time I see a bloody German I wonder if they put uncooked bratwurst on the wounds some say it’s better than neosporin

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He wasn’t trying to grab his shirt he was going for an aatomic wedgie

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Gggggggooooooooooaaassssslllllllllll …..never make a Hitler youth bleed his own blood, NEVER!

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keep-calm-and-go-balls-deep-26Argentina took it deep, into the later rounds

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Messi too little too late

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I love how the pan in on Argentineans crying, they look so much like Miami heat fans

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This means that Turkish immigrants in Germany will be abused a lil less for the net 3 days

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Man the new trail of tears commences in 5 4 3 2 …

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Argentina is to soccer what the Knicks are to winning #YeaISaidIt

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It was easy to pick out all the Argentinians today. Imagine your average Mets fans, still sullied by the shame of gross ineptitude just better looking with bad bleach jobs and the occasional greasy pony tail

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My LGBT Friends – Let’s Us Talk About the Reality of Words and The Jonah Hill Incident


I will get write (this is a pun) into it.

Words can hurt us deeply. Everybody regardless of age, gender, race, religion has experienced being hurt by words. As someone with writes, I have great respect for words, and it is because of that respect that I wanted to write this post. I wanted to raise a question.

The Setup & Question

 

Chaning Tatum And Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street PhotocallLast week Jonah Hill hurled Anti-gay slurs at a Paparazzo.  To recap what happened, Mr Hill was being followed be a group of paparazzi in the Larchmont neighborhood of Los Angeles over the weekend. In the minute-long clip, the actor can be seen walking down the street with a friend wearing a T-shirt, floral board shorts and sneakers. At one point, one of the photographer’s points out his attire, saying: “I like the shorts though, bro. They are pretty sexy.” The photographers continue to follow Hill and, before parting ways, one paparazzo tells him, “Have a good day. Enjoy.” Hill then apparently replies: “Suck my dick, you faggot.”

The puzzling case is that Mr Hill, has come out as a support of LGBT peoople. Last November, he tweeted a photo of himself wearing a shirt reading “Love Conquers Hate” in Russian ahead of the Sochi Olympics. “I have tons of gay friends, gay family members. It’s like saying, why do you think people should breathe?” he told E! News. “I support anybody doing whatever they want to do to be who they are.” This sets an interesting question: Are words themselves  homophobic or the intention ?

This is not a question I have an answer to, which is why I want your opinion. Faggot in every instance of use isn’t homophobic, and the use of the word is not an indication of someone being homophobic. But that’s just my opinion. In the heat of the moment when someone is instigating me, I think it is unfair to judge what I or anyone else would have to say.

I believe that the context dictates whether a word is anti gay or racist. According to Hill, the photographer had been following him around all day, saying hurtful things about him and his family. I can understand why Mr Hill apologized, but I wonder what kind of precedent it sets. It seems that now a day if you are a famous person or public figure you have to be 100% under control of your emotions and the words you say. Which isn’t how human beings are. I saw two guys crash into each other the other day, and as one guys get’s out of his car to survey the damage he says:  That Fucking cocksucker! In that moment I do not think he is being anti homophobic. I think anyone well verse enough in speaking any language can make any word hurtful.

Curse words, swear words, just plain words themselves can be suffused with many shades of meaning.