Jocular Look @ Today’s News || Shoplifting suspect is stripped down to his skivvies at 7-Eleven


This is why you should always wear clean underwear. At least to the 7-Eleven near the new Barclays Center in Brooklyn. Employees there didn’t just detain David Golson when they suspected him of stealing a candy bar, they stripped him down to his boxer shorts and gave him a sensational wedgie, and one even appeared to bite him on the back. Allegedly, Golson attacked the employees first. He was arrested later on an unrelated charge. The company was “horrified” by the incident; one employee was fired and two others must take a training course, presumably on how not to take a bite out of crime. [Source]

MrMary Weighs In

Uhm this is quite disturbing. The dude stole a candy bar, nothing as bad as Winona Ryder, did in her heyday. But instead of getting the Winona Ryder Treatment, he almost got gang raped. See for yourself

Seriously

“I got nothing man! Why you biting me?!” he cried out to two uniformed clerks and a plainclothes worker as they ripped off his shirt, T-shirt and dropped his jeans to his ankles. When cops arrived, they cuffed Golson – who had an outstanding warrant for an earlier arrest. They charged him with robbery, assault, criminal mischief and criminal possession of stolen property. Police sources said the workers were not changed with any crimes because Golson tried to attack them and knock over shelves after they first approached him — something that wasn’t caught on the smart phone.

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

Black People are not all like this!

Please remember for the sake of my kids and my younger cousins and family

 

TAKE HOME MESSAGE

There is a dude biting him, and a bunch of guys ripping his clothes off. I thought for sure either this was a re-interpretation of classic scenes from Jean Genet, maybe like Querelle – behind the scenes. Jean Genet anyone ? uhm yeah ok.

Snickers satisfies the hunger for HomoEroticism

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