If only the freedom of speech could protect us from the words and babbling of idiots. This billboard is one many this alternet Article decided to showcase. “Apparently, when some conservative Christians ask themselves, “What would Jesus do?” the answer they come up with is, “Put up absurd, offensive billboards, preferably reminding passersby they’re going to hell.” For a while I felt that it was necessary to fight fire with fire. To say horrid things to religious people that tried to stop me in the street and sell me on some dream. When someone asked me in the subway: Did I know Jesus Was coming? I had to answer “Sucks for that kid, but it’s almost over.” Nowadays I am older and only save those jokes for big gala type affairs.
What the hell? Lol, this sign is so stupid.
Everyone knows it only takes ONE hand to masturbate… 😉
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Honestly, it astonishes me that someone(s) think this is a good idea for a billboard. It’s even more astonishing that they somehow think this is going to convert to Christianity. Or to stop masturbating.
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Ahahahahha so bad it’s good. Thanks for brightening up my morning commute.
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It is accurate, though. I don’t think you could hold hands with anybody while masturbating. Not if you’re doing it right, anyway.
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