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I’d hate to say it, but I saw this happening.

Right now, you’re puzzled. You don’t know what it is, but you’ve been drawn in. You can’t put your finger on it. Perhaps you’ve been won over by my charm and award winning lack of personality. Maybe it’s the suave way I caress your mind with profanity, or soothe your heart with a loquacious coquettishness. Whatever it is, you want to contact me, and I want you to too. It doesn’t matter why. It’s two late to start  questioning the obvious.

So then, who am I to not grant your wish.

Show me Your Tweets and I’ll Show you mine

@MrMaryMuthafing

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