Normally I don’t get to jazzed up about any nation month-long celebration. Even Black history month. Last year around this time I did a series of posts to celebrate National Clitorus Week. But it hard to celebrate something you don’t have. Like if next month is National Good Credit month I am screwed.
I think since everyone at one point has had sex and pretended someone else was there (pretending that who is ever there was someone else is another thing entirely) I think we can all celebrate this month.
Here is how I was think I would celebrate:
- Not shake anyone’s fucking hand
- Get extra Purell
- Drink Pineapple Juice for the Sake of Irony
- Knock a few time before entering any bathroom