Giving America Wood || One Porn Company’s New Tree Planting Initiative


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taken from the Horse’s Mouth

This Arbor Day Pornhub will do what it does best and give America some serious wood by donating 1 tree for ever 100 videos viewed in our Big Dick category. The more videos that are viewed, the more trees we will plant!

Click below to see the best Big Dick videos on Pornhub. While you’re watching some nice pieces of ash, you’ll also be helping to spruce America up! (Bushes are optional).



 

I like campaigns like this that not only show human beings as the depraved animals that we are,  but that use our depravity to make the world a better place. What better way to give back to Nature than to embrace our humanity figuratively and literally. This idea is flawed, however much it comes from a good place (as if there was a bad place to come). One thing the creative team at PornHub may have forgotten is that  clean-up in many cases would require toilet paper and napkin, all paper products.

So I would like to upgrade there idea with my solution:

Solution: The Dyson Air Blade Hand Dryer

Airblade™ technology combined with the Dyson digital motor V4 creates high speed sheets of air. The Dyson Airblade dB hand dryer is the fastest way to dry hands. It is suitable for all restrooms, particularly where sound levels are an important consideration. 

I was sold with the sheets of air, and your need for discretion already being factored in. If you don’t have a paid of dangling genitals, or if time and advanced age has given you some where before there wasn’t a good alternative would be the XLerator.

If you are partaking of yourself, like a pornographic last supper where you body will be given up, then we all have plenty of all t-shirts on their way to be rags.

Seriously Now

What do you think about this? 12,000  trees planted is a lot of trees and a good start for an important cause. Whille you be contributing to this initiative?

 

4 thoughts on “Giving America Wood || One Porn Company’s New Tree Planting Initiative

      1. Nah I guess it’s interesting for a few minutes, but it gets boring quick, not that I have watched a whole lot to be honest! Yeah it is a shame it’s taking a porn company to plant trees!

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