coincidentally enough National no Underpants.
It’s a dirty joke laden day for that sub-population that was born with chocolate eclairs in their pants. But I want to remind you as someone who had to clean both men and women locker rooms in college, and who lives in a city laden with weird stomach curling smells, to enjoy the eclairs today but wear underpants!!! Today’s weather is extremely hot and hazy with scattered Thundershowers some of which will be severe – whatever that means. I decided to give you a list of times when it’s not propitious to free-ball your way to freedom based on my personal observation
When Not to Freeball
Never freeball and wear white docker on a hot summer day with an over 40% chance of Rain and Thunder Showers
Not when one is doing legs at the gym specifically the adductor machine
When its rope climb day at the gym
When you are meeting your significant other’s family
Visiting a friends house who has many friendly dogs