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Jocular Look @ Today’s News || Women prefer scrawny weaklings thin men are hot and square jaws are not


For women seeking sperm, thin men are hot and square

jaws are not

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According to new research, women are less interested in the features that denote high testosterone levels and are falling for slim-hipped dudes less likely to drop dead before the kids are out of college. The choices of ovulating women asked to rate men of various sizes and face shapes suggested weight was a far greater factor in their preferences than masculine features. The women favored thinness “because of its strong association with health and immunity,” said research scientist Vinet Coetzee, of South Africa’s University of Pretoria. [Source]

Or as another article put it

Women prefer scrawny weaklings, new research shows

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Nice guys finish last, as the old saying goes, but it’s the scrawny guys who get the girl. A new study conducted at the University of Tennessee suggests that women aren’t enamored by incredible hulks with killer biceps after all, and haven’t been for some time. Rather, it’s traits such as loyalty and generosity that capture their hearts. The research postulates that Alpha males once ruled the roost, but over time, Beta males got hip and adjusted, and began to focus their energies on a single woman. While Mr. Alpha continued to play the field, women began to prefer the more committed and protective Beta man.

MrMary Weighs In

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Man all that working out for nothing, and the McRib isnt even back, my life and this  t-shirt is a lie! :( Seriously though when I started working out it wasn’t to pick up chicks.

My friends and I have noticed though that really effeminate guys are all the rage nowadays. Like I saw a couple on the F train they could wear the same jeans and they both had manicures, the guy had his eyebrows done. I’m not against grooming and personal hygiene and all that fun stuff. I feel do whatever makes you happy.

What I am reflecting on is the fact that the definitions of masculinity and femininity have changed much since i was a kid. When I was younger you were either a boy or a girl. Your bits and pieces determined your gender. I remember back in the day at least where I came from at least the biggest insult was to call another dude gay or say he was feminine. Father’s everywhere would tell their son’s be ma man don’t cry or I’ll make you wear a dress.  You weren’t expected to  be macho but you had to look like no one could bitch you around. You had to be able to protect your girl/sister/ brother/friend in case of a fight.

Things Change

I don’t see it really. I thin both studies need to define what’s thin and what  considered overly muscular. For Example I can see why ladies would thing that this is scary:

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At close to 300lbs ripped, I’m betting very few women have asked him for it harder

But professional body-builders (not the natural ones) are on the juice so that explains the excess testosterone.  The titles of these articles are a bit over the top too I mights add I have seen the same story reported as women prefer skinny men over macho men.

So ultimately ladies can you shed some light on this ? I’d love to have your opinion ? Is this why a lot of women my in their late forties and early 50’s hit on me a lot – because they don’t like skinny dudes ?

MrMary out

 

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Best Effing Line I read today from a Blogger & Inappropriate song to go with it


Recently I was lucky to come across a cool new blog that is in fact all kinds of cool. You can quote me on that. Here is a brief introduction to the GreenEyedWreck

http://greeneyedwreck.wordpress.com/

The “raison d’être” of her blog is to document what’s happening. How do I know, well I visited  her blog in particular her About Page. I’m thorough like that. Actually go visit her blog and tell her that I [MrMary or Citizen Blackness as she knows me ;-)] sent you

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Best Effing Line I Read today

Whenever I see her author Pic and blog title I am brought back to some poignant images of Ireland as I flew over it on route to London once. I was really overcome by the shockingly vibrant green even visible from a mile up and this Irish chick from Derry, Ireland (also known as Maiden City) I met once who I suspect had a taste for boudin noir as the french call it. [Did you see what I did there. I gave you the image first and left you in anticipation and right when you thought things were gonna work, You got it and you liked it :-) ]

Actually I feel like some words from Yeats are appropriate:

‘I am of Ireland,
And the Holy Land of Ireland,
And time runs on,’ cried she.
‘Come out of charity,
Come dance with me in Ireland.’

One man, one man alone
In that outlandish gear,
One solitary man
Of all that rambled there
Had turned his stately head.
That is a long way off,
And time runs on,’ he said,
‘And the night grows rough.’

Today she left a comment that had me laugh quite raucously which is good because I need more laughs in my day but bad because I was drinking water at the time. Here is the comment:

My candy shop may be closed but it doesn’t mean I can’t window shop…

In homage to my Green-Eyed Homey here is it 50 Cent’s candy Shop

 

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Jocular Look @ Today’s News: Onions on hamburger send Oregon man into ‘McFury’


 

Jayme John Leon, 50, reportedly

threw a soda in

a McDonald’s manager’s face and

smashed a cash

register over the dispute.

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The unexpected inclusion of onions on a hamburger sent one Oregon man into what police called a McFury, which could not be alleviated even after he was offered a free replacement burger. The Oregonian reports that Jayme John Leon, 50, reportedly threw a soda in a McDonald’s manager’s face and smashed a cash register over the dispute. Leon walked into a local McDonald’s on September 23 and ordered a quarter pounder burger without onions. But when he returned home, Leon discovered the burger was in fact topped with onions. When he called the restaurant to complain, Leon was told he was entitled not only to a refund but also to a free replacement burger. Leon reportedly ate the offending burger anyway but still showed up at the McDonald’s demanding a refund and fresh burger.

MrMary Weighs In

You cannot demand a refund or anything after you eat the burger in question. But I wonder about people flipping out over trivial stuff. For a while post office workers were in the new for going crazy. Ambulance  driver have among the highest rate of suicide the same goes for returning vets. There is something wrong socially  and I cant place my finger on it that causes people to flip out or be consumed with rage. Any ideas?

If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

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Literally road hard and hung up wet, i typed that into Google and She came up and since then I havent been able too

Debunking a Popular Myth: Amateur Porn


There are many deceiving phrases in English like: “Fuck Ms Buttersworth!!” While You may ask what has she done to anyone other than pretend to be a character from, a movie called: “The Help”, and a future character Eddie Murphy may impersonate in another film I won’t see …, I would answer: “Nothing, she is a fictitious character, but so were the girls/guys in your wet dreams as a child”.

I would like today to deconstruct the phrase and today: Amateur porn. Technically I have always felt that amateur  should be a video of two virgin trying to figure out  what’s the most obnoxious way to eat either an open faced beef-sammich au jus, or a quick breakfast of over-boiled sausage with weird swampy funk atop boiled eggs, i.e. it should be something no one wants to see.

First the Definitions

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Amateur:

:one who engages in a pursuit, study, science, or sport as a pastime rather than as a profession

: one lacking in experience and competence in an art or science

ANALysis

First off let stay with this word because it brings up a few interesting points, namely:

  1. For the people who act in porn is it a profession or a past-time?
  2. What is it that they are lacking experience in ?
  3. Concerning the question before by in do we mean “in” literally or figuratively ?

It is neither a profession or a past-time, like brown-bagging it (a non-sexual term that should be) at the market, it’s a way of life.  We have all eaten stuff we didn’t like that left you picking your teeth for a while afterwards, and we have all choked in something in the past, and we have all been in front of a camera, we have all ordered pizza, or momentarily, when it suited us, forgotten the difference between right and wrong.

To me this clearly means that the ‘actors’ in porn, aren’t going hard into method. They are not real actors though like many real actors they need money to support a boyfriend, 3 kids and a coke habit while living in Southern California, and all the furniture on their set is covered to protect from those everyday spills.

Granted maybe it’s not every day that they use all those common plebeian talents all at once, but if you ask me to hold a pose in front of camera, while eating a free box lunch, it wouldn’t be a daunting challenge and that wouldn’t make me an amateur porn star, even if the box was really big and sloppy.

The Real Reason
why it’s called Amateur

Literally road hard and hung up wet. I typed that into Google and she came up and since then I havent been able too (j/k)

Every guy know you can only use the excuse, this is my first time, for a couple for years before you have to start being accountable. In this case it’s a lack of accountability adult film producers are trying to account for.  Why you ask, well because the actors and actresses aren’t what you would call beautiful/handsome in the classic sense – stretch marks,  surgery scars, maybe some bullet/knife wounds sagging parts, … etc. These people are so not classically beautiful they aren’t worth using good film on or even editing crappy film.

Bottom Line: No such thing as amateur porn, there are only less than beautiful people  trying hard to make fucking  not appealing

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Illogical Thoughts/things that make perfect sense # 4 Sexual Assault Victim may go to Jail


Breaking News:

A Kentucky girl who was sexually assaulted could face contempt of court charges after she tweeted the names of her juvenile attackers. Savannah Dietrich, the 17-year-old victim, was frustrated by a plea deal reached late last month by the two boys who assaulted her, and took to Twitter to expose them–violating a court order to keep their names confidential. “There you go, lock me up,” Dietrich tweeted after naming the perpetrators. “I’m not protecting anyone that made my life a living Hell.” Her Twitter account has since been closed.

Illogical Things

(After i started this post there was a news update and she wont go to jail)

Attorneys for the attackers then asked a Jefferson District Court judge to hold Dietrich in contempt. She could have faced up to 180 days in jail and a $500 fine if convicted. The boys have yet to be sentenced for the August 2011 attack. Do you see that ? Do you know what happens to women in jail, in an all women’s jail ? So The lawyers want to teach a rape victim a lesson in contempt by sending her to jail does this make sense ? OK even if she doesn’t go to bad jail imagine sending this young girl to jail for almost half a fucking year because she tweeted the names of  her attackers.

Let me tell you what happened

Dietrich was assaulted by the pair after passing out at a party. They later shared photos of the assault with friends. On June 26, the boys pleaded guilty to first-degree sexual abuse and misdemeanour’s voyeurism. Terms of their plea agreement were not released.

From Ms Dietrich: “So many of my rights have been taken away by these boys”. “I’m at the point that if I have to go to jail for my rights, I will do it. If they really feel it’s necessary to throw me in jail for talking about what happened to me as opposed to throwing these boys in jail for what they did to me, then I don’t understand justice.” “For months, I cried myself to sleep,” Dietrich said. “I couldn’t go out in public places.” “[Protecting rapists] is more important than getting justice for the victim in Louisville,” she added.

The Good News

Ms Dietrich won’t be  prosecuted for contempt. (Applause)  It seemed that the petitions people started online and the fervent outcries were enough to make the lawyers close the case. Her case quickly gathered supporters nationwide who were upset that the victim of an assault could be punished for speaking out against her attackers.  An attorney for one of the boys, said the decision to withdraw the motion had nothing to do with public sentiment and online attention to the case. He said the purpose of the motion had been to enforce the law that protects juveniles and their actions from disclosure.

These dudes shared the picture of her being raped with their friends but she can’t share their names on Twitter? That’s fucking bananas.” It’s only fair to use social media to return the favour.

Thoughts

Since the 15th century I think justice has been depicted as blinded, and the blindness there represented objectivity. Luckily for Justice she was a God and didn’t need eyes to see. We live in a world were we have killed off the personal Anthropomorphic God, and if you hear the latest reports from prison Jesus was killed there too. We don’t live in an age of truth or objectivity. Nothing seems to work any more legal system,  politics, the courts, and especially the value that our country were based on. These are all meaningless now.

But lube is on sale as CVS today

Brb