Satire || Three Beautiful Stories That Prove There’s More to Life than Having Erections (NSFW)


Warning: This article contains sorta nude images and may be inappropriate for work.

In what is clearly a case of art imitating the reality of imitation, local Chicago area artist ‘RiverCat, Inc’ has created what some are calling a counterculture masterwork of criticism. The main rumor going around the gallery is that social media was the central inspiration for this installation. About three hours after boarding a direct flight from JFK to Chicago O’Hare, I find myself seated across from a demure ‘Rivercat, Inc.’ in a plain-looking coffee shop.

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Satire || This Super Tuesday Second Eastern European Village Enters Race to Provide Trump with new Wife


As the Super Tuesday Sun starts its descent over the horizon, people worldwide are wondering if America will complete the metamorphosis it started when the election of Barack Obama to the seat of President catalyzed an outpouring of racist, xenophobic, and ultra-conservative sentiment. After a contentious seven-year dormancy rife with ever increasing anti-immigration stances, racial tension, political deadlocks, and Caucasians feeling persecuting by protests against police brutality and other villainous social ills the surging popularity of Donald Trump paints a bleak future for the Globe.

A Donald Trump presidency in 2017 would signify the complete transformation into the openly tyrannical plutocratic cabal butterfly that America has struggled against becoming the last century outside of a few places in Latina America during the Banana Wars and the Cold War Years. For certain, many around the world are praying that the Time Travelers of the future, living in a world not completely devoid of hope, find the courage to return to our ‘time’ and end Trump’s presidency before it starts. (This assumes that in the event of a Trump Presidency, he is more dangerous to the future than Hitler, not too much of a stretch.) With that being said, a few European villages have taken a different approach.

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