MrMary Responds ||Cheerleader Is Suing Her Parents To Pay For Her College Tuition

High school senior Rachel Canning is suing her parents. She wants them to pay for her private-school tuition, college tuition, and living expenses.

She claims they threw her out of their home when she turned 18. According to her father, Sean Canning, Rachel was an “incredibly rebellious teen” who ran away from home because she didn’t want to abide by her parents’ rules. The rules include being respectful, keeping a curfew, doing chores, and potentially ending her relationship with a boyfriend who they feel is a bad influence. According to Rachel, they gave her the option of dumping him or getting out.

Her parents have also said that Rachel has had disciplinary problems, having been suspended twice at school and gotten in trouble for bullying her sister, according to the Daily Record. “We’re heartbroken, but what do you do when a child says, ‘I don’t want your rules but I want everything under the sun and you to pay for it?’” Sean said, adding that Rachel’s college fund is available and has not been withdrawn or re-allocated as she alleged in the lawsuit.

Lemme Get This Straight

download (5)This is why America will never be the imperial force for destruction it once was. So far we have a significant part of the Youth demographic which can be killed by a peanut butter and jelly sammich (Gluten and peanut butter allergies). Now this! My parents were always clear in reminding me where the door was, if I felt that I was man enough to run things on my own. There was no college fund for me, just a dislike of authority and people in general.

To make matters worse. Her father is a retired cop. Do you know how many Negros and Latinos he had to rough up and extra tickets he had to give out so that she could even have a college fund? You bully your sibling, get suspended twice, didn’t want to do chores or be respectful, and decided that you would rather leave home over a boyfriend you is going to dump you after midterms first semester of college after having tea bagged some chick that thought he was another guy who tea-bagged her at a party the week earlier.

What About the Future

Social services paid the family and visit and found no wrong doing, only that Rachel was spoiled. What ever happened to people beating their kids and giving them horribly crippling complexes that forced them into the armed forces. Without generation or two of emotionally crippled people serving our country how can we continue to bully the world to acquiesce to our whims ?

If you want to read more about the case you can go here.

What would you do if your daughter was a spoiled cunt ? How would you deal with it?

No Need to Satirize Much || Pastor Bans Women From Wearing Any Underwear in Church

rihctblxdihvdufd0wgmReverend Njohi said women who attend his services at the Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in Nairobi are forbidden from wearing bras and underwear. Njohi said when going to church, people need to be “free in body and spirit” so they can receive Christ.

In what is turning out to be a major policy change geared both coming to terms with the changing times and repairing the image of Christians, pastors and minister will attempt to sodomize and sexually abuse women of age. In further support of this, is the fact that men do not have to free-ball in Church. No longer will you have to teach your children alternate ways of escaping the vestry with their dignity, and anuses intact. Instead you will have to teach you female child to put razor blades in her vagina like the Vietnamese prostitute did in Nam.

The pastor added there would be grave consequences if his female members did not adhere to the new rule, which was reportedly adhered to as most women are said to have attended the next service with no underwear.

MrMary Weighs In

It is clear that there is at the heart of this matter a big misunderstanding. The Sodomy scandals that rocked the Catholic Church are a perfect example. The priests there clearly didn’t understand what the line from Matthew 19:14 meant: “Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me”. In this case the misunderstanding a little more subtle. Generally when a woman, in the heat of climax shouts: “Oh God Oh God” it’s not because she is feeling Jesus.

Don’t believe me ? – Just ask around or do some research as I have done  and (consensually, this is key) bed an atheist women. Her testimonies to God are more like a codified demand to be plunged deeper and deeper into some existential satori, where all forms of creation and demands dissolve away into no-thing-ness.

I am not a religious man and I don’t understand what an uncovered vagina has to do with Christ but, I can clearly see this pastor banning women from coming to church one Sunday a month because if I know anything about pastors it’s that they are cheap and won’t install the tampon dispensary in the lady’s room no matter how many times it comes up in church meeting after Bible study.

“Gott ist tot” 


Cops slam into Brooklyn man’s parked SUV, bust him for ‘driving’ with no license


A Brooklyn man is claiming cops falsely arrested him for driving without a license after they dented a parked car he was merely sitting in – and embellished details about the caught-on-tape accident. Robert Jackson, 31, said he was waiting in his girlfriend’s Ford SUV outside his Brownsville home on April 2013 when a patrol car drove against traffic on the one-way street. Trying to avoid an oncoming truck, the police vehicle backed up and damaged its bumper and nicked the SUV. Officer Christopher Oliver wrote in the criminal complaint that he “went to the driver’s side door of defendant’s vehicle and observed the door open and the keys in the ignition” before arresting Jackson for operating a vehicle with a suspended license, according to the document. But a surveillance video Jackson obtained from a neighbor clearly shows he immediately shut the door upon exiting the car and that the cop never went near the driver’s side as he claimed. “I thought it was a joke,” Jackson, who works as a porter, said Thursday about the questionable collar. “The cop said, ‘Dude, you ran into me.’” Jackson had to spend the night in jail and appear in court multiple times before the criminal case against him was dropped by prosecutors six months later, records show.

The Sad Part

Things like this is why the black community and the nypd will never have good relations. Above this I don’t know why this isn’t headline news? The gentlemen will sue the city and WIN and then guess who gets to pay ….? We the tax payers! this is coming out of your pockets. Fire these pigs immediately!

It comes down to money, it always comes down to money. Americans hate the idea of taxes or paying more taxes. When cops do dumb things the city gets sued and “we the tax payer have to shell out more money” I wonder if racist acts didn’t affect tax payer’s bottom line would any-one care?

Cops can trump up false claims and despite the NSA’s extensive global and domestic spying networks there is no way to address that. What’s worse for me personally is that the US military is handing over leftover equipment from the Iraq conflict to police under a military surplus program. Civil liberties groups have criticized the initiative as unnecessary and a move toward the militarization of American law enforcement. American law enforcement agencies have received 165 MRAPs — 18 ton, armored vehicles with gun turrets — this year.

Let’s see how that goes


Jocular Look @ Today’s News || New York woman cuddles people for $80 an hour.

cuddle29n-5-webManhattan transplant Ali C. is billing herself as the city’s first professional cuddler, holding emotionally-charged snuggle sessions out of her Financial District studio apartment. “It’s a very healing experience,” Ali, 47, who asked that her last name not be disclosed due to privacy concerns, told The Daily News. “People are very vulnerable during the process.” The expert nuzzler launched her unorthodox venture, Cuddle U NYC, in November and has already had more than 30 clients — all men except for one female — come to her doorman building. It’s a peculiar phenomenon that is being replicated throughout the country — and uncharted waters for city regulators. Ali’s rates are comparable to a massage parlor: $60 for 45 minutes of spooning, $80 for one hour. An overnight stay, which has yet to be requested, is $500.  She even offers a $200 movie and cuddle package, but is waiting for someone to take her up on the offer before buying a TV for her minimalistic apartment. A tissue box sits on a metal chair next to her full-sized mattress at all times, she said. “They’re absolutely necessary,” she said. “There’s a lot of tears.”

The Power of Touch

The equation is pretty simply  [(money Exchanged) * (Witnessing the power of Touch)]+ tears = The best happy ending at a massage parlor ever!!! So I am impressed that this business model can work in setting devoid of erections. Jokes aside I know about the healing power of touch the first time I got laid was in my early twenties and I have to create some entertainment for myself those cold NYC winter nights. Seriously, I  have like at least 10 inappropriate comments, I can just shoot-off, kind of like this ladies clients must do when they return home.

Ok Seriously


There are two NYC’s there is the NYC of the tourist and the NYC of the actually people who live here. Among the people who live here, there is a constant debate about authenticity. I grew up here, saw gang violence, police brutality first hand. I remember when Time Square was full of peep shows, and when crack hit big. I remember the son of Sam killer and everyone being scared to go out into the street. NYC is a tough city, it can crush your soul. Charlotte Perkins Gilman said it best: In New York City, everyone is an exile, none more so than the Americans.

In NYC it’s easy to find yourself exiled from human interaction. So I can see how the indifference and anonymity and isolation can wear someone down and why some people may find solace in paying someone to cuddle with them. I always wanted to run a tour and show people the real NYC I know, not the stupid fucking M&M store in Time SQ, next to the Olive Garden.

I Couldn’t Do It

sleep-tight-cuddling-friends-kitten-puppy-sleepingLike most of my social circle, I am a undersexed, 32-year-old heterosexual male which means whether big spoon or little spoon all roads lead to some form of arousal (especially if she smells nice). Plus I could never let myself sleep around someone I didn’t know or trust, as I sleep extremely deeply. One night in our shit apartment in Brooklyn, we were robbed as we slept and I woke up to a knife placed by my head, and while I am on a tangent these mutha fuckas while robbing us drank my fucking apple juice… seriously is it bad enough that you’re robbing someone and place steak knives by the heads of sleeping children? To then go and drink my apple juice… it had my name on it …. that’s where I draw the line.

Anyways, I give good hugs though, so for what it’s worth, Who wants a free hug ?

How about you guys, would ever see a cuddle specialist?

Would you ever think of becoming a cuddle specialist?

If I could get over the trust issues and find clever ways to use an ice pack when necessary, would you visit me if I was a cuddle specialist/therapist ?


Jocular Look @Today’s News || Abusing Gays in Russia OK, Taking Away their Lace Underwear NOT OK


MOSCOW — A trade ban on lacy lingerie has Russian consumers and their neighbors with their knickers in a twist. The ban will outlaw any underwear containing less than 6 percent cotton from being imported, made, or sold in Russia, Belarus and Kazakhstan. On Sunday, 30 women protesters in Kazakhstan were arrested and thrown into police vans while wearing lace underwear on their heads and shouting “Freedom to panties!”

According to the Russian Textile Businesses Union, more than $4 billion worth of underwear is sold in Russia annually, and 80 percent of the goods sold are foreign made. Analysts have estimated that 90 percent of products would disappear from shelves, if the ban goes into effect this summer as planned. While consumer outrage may force customs union officials to compromise, many see the underwear ban as yet another example of the misguided economic policies that have become a trademark of many post-Soviet countries. Other people laughed off the panty ban, seeing it as yet another attempt to add regulations and controls to an already byzantine bureaucracy in the three countries.

 SO Lemme get this Straight

People protest because they have to wear under wear that looks like this:


But a lot of people see nothing wrong with this:


To Be Fair

To be fair Russia used to be a super power, like the USA once was. You don’t get to be a superpower without having the resolve to commit acts of genocide against entire people like the Russians did the Kossacks. There was also  the Ukranians ( Mother Russian took all their wheat and left 7 million to starve to death). Who can forget the ethnic Poles, Chechnians, Latvians, Estonians Lithuanians. I mean Uncle Joe Stalin (as he was known in the USA before he stopped following the script) killed like 20-30 million people? So violence against gays is  just another page in the same leisure genocidal violence that is Russian History. I mean we have done similar things ourselves. Remember when:

Celebrities Protest Twinkie Extinction

November 16, 2012 4:07 PM 

Ding-Dong, the Twinkie’s dead. Snack time will never be the same without Twinkies after Hostess announced the company will be going out of business. Sweet-toothed stars took to Twitter to protest the extinction of the beloved cream-filled cake.


“Mr President, the time for intervention is now! #HostessBailOut #FruitPiesForever #HoHosArePeopleToo,” Rob Lowe posted in distress. “I’m not kidding. If Hostess goes under I will mourn. And wear a black arm band. In the shape of a Chocodile. Then, I will try to eat it.”  In preparation for a report on ABC News’s World News with Diane Sawyer, the journalist tweeted, “We’re all saying goodbye to an old friend tonight. Twilight hours for the Twinkie.” The announcement has sent people running to the store to stock up their pantries with Twinkies, according to CBS News’ MoneyWatch. Boxes are even reportedly being auctioned off on eBay for hefty price tags.

Yet at the same time during 2012

1 Black Man Is Killed Every 28 Hours by Police or Vigilantes: America Is Perpetually at War with Its Own People From the war on drugs to the war on terror, law enforcement’s battle against minorities serves as pacification. 

May 28, 2013 

Police officers, security guards, or self-appointed vigilantes extrajudicially killed  at least 313  African-Americans in  2012 according to a recent study. This means a black person was killed by a security officer every 28 hours. The report notes that it’s possible that the real number could be much higher.

To Put it All in Perspective

I wish selfishly that blacks were people too or accorded the same love and social status as Twinkies. Imagine if people petitoned the president to bail us out of the stranglehold of police brutality. If we want to put it all in perspective Russian are just about as desensitized to violence as we are. The only difference between US and Russian or us and Russia is that they do not have the resources or western European backing to spread their brand of brutality around the world. Look at this prime example. How much do you want to bet that more people know about headline number one than headline number 2

  1. Miley Cyrus, Jared Leto “Are Hooking Up 
  2. Black father found dead with throat cut, ear missing: Texas sheriff claims he overdosed