I was rushing to get into the train station like the chick one person in front of me. She was wearing high heels, and unfortunately due to discounted margaritas at Panchito’s, lost her balance. I haven’t seen a blonde take a spill like that outside of a specific genre of Adult movies. It was bad. You remember in the old Action movies of the 80’s where a car after some explosion just keeps rolling and rolling etc. It was like that.
Luckily there were some people behind me who saw the whole thing happen. If there was no one behind me I would have been hesitant to help due to my fear of interacting with Caucasian women late at night, and getting locked up and butt-raped for some trumped-up charges but that is something else.
So let’s Talk about High Heels
Maybe it’s my french heritage, I love looking at broads in high heels that cost more than my monthly wages. I am partial to Louboutins – not to the shoe but the chick in the shoes. However it’s not so big a deal. I wonder why given all the evidence that high heels causes physical harm do women still wear them. Statistics show that high heels are one of the biggest factors leading to foot problems in women, with up to a third suffering permanent problems as a result of prolonged wear. Extended wearing of high heels and continually bending your toes into an unnatural position can cause a range of ailments, from ingrown toenails to irreversible damage to leg tendons. Additionally, cramming your toes into a narrow toe box can cause nerve damage and bunions. High heels have also been linked to overworked or injured leg muscles, osteoarthritis of the knee, plantar fasciitis and low back pain.
Why Wear them?
This question is up there with why do women go out to events in the winter, dressed in ways that offer no protect from the cold. Are they expecting someone to give them their coat ? – Given the cost of inflation when it comes to sexual commodities like coitus and the rise in the cost of living, no one’s going to like you enough during a polar vortex to give you their coat.
But that is not what this post is about. I just want to know why do you wear high heels. I’m pretty sure this is not a case where the licentious and unrestrained libido of the male collective hypnotizes and forces you to ignore reason, gravity, pain receptors and just overindulge in our wayward and abberant fantasies.
*** Please keep in mind I an a NY’er. So I see high heels fairly often if you live in a farming community or some really rural or underdeveloped place then don’t worry about it.