The Top 5 Cultural Sodomites of 2013 – A WEEK OF LISTS

santa-monica-halloween-parade-2011-the-shocker-costumeIn the remote past as depicted in the Old Testament it seemed that anal-sex, as can be expected, was frowned upon centuries before the invention of sexual lubricants and other sexual aids like high-school angst, chatroulette, and the Shocker. Actually the closest thing to the Shocker in the Old Testament was getting hit by a thunderbolts for jerking off and finding new ways of using goat cheese (something about the sourness and consistency) to plunder human orifices, in a cornucopious feast for all senses. That’s actually why we have flavored condoms and lube today But that’s besides the point. The citizens of Sodom and Gmorrah were so evil, they proved to be such a threat to the continued existence of the human race they were  wiped out, consumed by fire and brimstone. We have such people lurking around today – people who are a threat to the our continued existence who would be by today’s standard the battery acid being dropped in the gene pool. Here are 2013’s top 5 Cultural Sodomites:

# 5 – The Vagina


In 2013 we learned from esteemed researcher Michael Douglas that “eating out” a woman can give you throat cancer. Cancer is a big deal, if sucking a dick could give one cancer I do not know many popular movie and TV stars would be employed. Also who can forget the Brazilian woman who laced vagina with poison to kill  her husband when she could get him to agree to a divorce.Medical tests revealed she had doused her vagina with enough of the unspecified toxin to kill both her husband and herself.

# 4 – The Rich


They claim over and over again that class warfare doesn’t exist,that economic inequality is linked to IQ or just overall human depravity. They made “affluenza” popular again.

A social condition arising from the desire to be more wealthy, successful or to “keep up with the Joneses”. Affluenza is symptomatic of a culture that holds up financial success as one of the highest achievements. People said to be affected by affluenza typically find that the very economic success they have been so vigorously chasing ends up leaving them feeling unfulfilled, and wishing for yet more wealth. 

Attorneys for Texas teen Ethan Couch claimed that his “affluenza” meant he was blameless for driving drunk and causing a crash that left four people dead. By the way what he meant was that  his condition stemmed from having wealthy, privileged parents who never set limits for him. They are against the raising of taxes, and their money can influence election and policy in way average citizens in a democracy cannot. Psychologist and social scientist Dacher Keltner says the rich really are different, and not in a good way: Their life experience makes them less empathetic, less altruistic, and generally more selfish. he says, the philosophical battle over economics, taxes, debt ceilings and defaults that are now roiling the stock market is partly rooted in an upper class “ideology of self-interest.”

# 3 The State of Florida


There was a guy arrested for having sex with a Neighbor’s dog the other day. There was the Trayvon Martin Case, the Sexxton – a mother and daughter real life porn duo, a dog that shot it’s owner, Gregory Bruni  the naked defecating public masturbator, guys neglecting their kids to go to strip clubs, Republican congressman arrested for buying cocaine from an undercover cop, a woman celebrated her anniversary by trying to run over her husband, a man refuses to cuddle gets threatened by a knife by his gf, a flasher decided that the excuse of airing his penis out would make everything cool, a man killed his roommate with a drug laced milkshake,Giovanna Borge was arrested for shooting her Bf with a water gun with water in it, some lady used cement and Fix a Flat to give back alley ass implants, a girl  stabbed her bf in the eye when he refused sex, a man tried to pay water bill with cocaine, a 50 year old man tried to exorcise his 80 year old gf, a prostitute cut a man a day after sex because she didnt like how he treated her (slapped her and pulled her hair during sex. When he was “finished,” he threw $100 at her and left), a man assaults neighbor for feeding squirrels, A Lauderhill, Fla. cop allegedly not only groped two female DUI suspects, but also asked one to punch him in the “nuts” because it “turned him on.”, man stabs daughter with souvenir sword from medieval times, homeless woman panhandles for breast implants, man attacks room-mate with machete over changing radio station. lady tosses her baby at a cop to avoid being arrested…. and there is more I just can’t write anymore

#2 Republicans

download (11)Leading the charge to gut the Civil Rights bill since its inception they finally succeeded in 2013. They also did made a lot of gains in voter suppression. They unleashed a hatred for women that I haven’t seen since the inquisition. They were behind the government shut-down, defunding programs that actually help people. They vehemently opposed gay marriage. They were clearly the face and tools of this country plutocratic draconian over reach.

#1 Treatment of Whistle-blowers by the Media and US Government


To me and Steven Seagal in on deadly Grounds, Whistleblowers are hero because they let the public aware of many threats to their personal safety, their human rights, and freedoms. Whistleblowers this year shined a light on large scale corruption and violation of human rights by the US Government and now they will never see the light again. Bradley Manning is in jail and Edward Snowden has found asylum in Russia where the sun never shines and being gay is a crime.

One comment

  1. Great post man. I can especially relate to the Florida section, where I live. Yes, we always have some crazy shit happening here, without fail.


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