Why let the media have all the fun projecting and implanting stereotypes into people’s mind ? Why can’t I or for that matter any of you dear readers, play along too? My plan is simple: I’ll present to the world logical, tasteful images that will negate many harmful stereotypes circulating in mass media. I stand with and for all who have been discriminated against Black, Asian, Native American, and yes even Caucasian (although I’m not sure how that works).
A Satirical Side-Note
While doing the research for this post I uncovered a grave conspiracy by Hollywood to portray Caucasians in a negative light.
Ok follow me on this one: imagine every WW1, WW2, Holocaust, Cold War, Police Brutality-Dystopian Society, Colonialism, Slavery, Native American film or biopic you’ve seen. Do you notice that all the villains are portrayed by Caucasian? The Nazi’s are all white, the evil Russians in Rambo III are white, all the confederate generals in the Civil War were white. This is unacceptable! Because of Hollywood’s adherence to facts Caucasian students are starting to feel that non-white, biracial, and other white think that their evil. One student had this to say:
“Yeah, I don’t get this either. It’s like people are trying to say that white men are always the villains, the bad guys. Why do we have to say this?”
An olive branch/invitation should be extended to Whites who feel that they are unfairly being portrayed as evil so that they can finally enter into the ranks of the dispossessed post-colonial “minorities”. I suggest having a non-caucasian actor play King Leopold of Belgium. I think either Chow Yung Fat or the guy who played Jaguar paw in Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto will be a great for the role. In the 23 years Leopold II ruled the Congo he massacred 10 million Africans by cutting off their hands & genitals, flogging them to death, starving them into forced labour, holding children ransom and burning villages.
The Facinorous ‘Fro
facinorous: atrociously wicked
In 1981, a young child was born, as an existential punishment for some unnamed crime. While able to escape this mortal condition, but rendered lazy by ephemerality of life, this young man acts subversively today to alleviate the weight of mental suffering shouldered by his all peoples. If you have a problem with discrimination … if Al Sharpton can’t help you … and if you can email him … maybe you can hire MrMary to help your cause …
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