Jocular Look @Today’s News || Giant penis rescued from fight by oversized vagina


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It’s pretty much impossible to improve upon this headline in the Western Morning News: “Woman dressed as a vagina stops attack on man dressed as penis.” This really happened in Glastonbury, England, when a passer-by took offense to a theater company that was doing a street performance while wearing giant pink genitalia costumes. “I wasn’t looking for a fight,” Chris Murray — the penis in this situation — said. “He grabbed my hat, tore it off and chucked it on the pavement.” When vagina Joanne Tremarco saw her co-star being violently circumcised, she intervened, and the group fled to a nearby theater. The penis chose not to press charges, but officers told the performers not to wear their costumes on the street again.

Let’s Get It

Usually when I hear about a giant dick getting into a fight, I am of the sentiment that he deserved it. You can imagine my consternation when I read that  Chris Murray — the giant dick in this situation wasn’t looking for a fight. Another thing I was wrong about was that, unlike my childhood  you’re not a giant pussy for not fighting. These happenings have forced me to rethink a lot of the assertions I have dogmatically ascribed as true. Like for instance

The Fisherman’s Rule: If it smells like fish it’s a tasty dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Now how about when it smell like felt and costume fabric ?

I will have to change up all my inappropriate bar jokes about giant organs of generation, like my normal, so a giant dick and pussy walk into a bar, is completely effed up now.

What do you think about the story, when was the last time you were in a giant pussy, costume I mean. When was the last time you were a giant dick ?

MrMary

 

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