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Nair For Men

Extra Strength Hair Remover, 4 Minute Lotion, 10 fl oz

Extra-strength lotion removes unwanted hair from your back, chest, arms, and legs.
Complete hair removal regimen that exfoliates and moisturizes in one easy step.
To see if hair is removed, test a small area of skin after four minutes.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

11 of 13 people found the following review helpful

5/5 Stars Do not put on winky and balls!

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don’t have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)