From Urban Dictionary
SWOLE: Extremely muscular or buff. The state of being very muscular and/or buff and in good shape.
Turns out there is a whole new lingo from my under grad days in the gym. As someone thta likes how language is used I thought I would share
ASpoonfulofSuga 
My husband has nice legs and I actually got him to allow a bunch of women to grope them at a Halloween party where we were all drunk. Does that make me his pimp?
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ahhh You’re lovely, every week you prove it again and again, sigh…
Unfortunately I have grotesque legs,
but anyways, concerning pimpage, The question remains what benefit did you get from it, was it bragging rights as these bitches didn’t got what you got and in your infinite generosity you allows them a taste albeit a small taste of what a real man looks and feels like or did you get money for it, or baked good or anything thing material ? Once you answer that then I will be able to decree if you are in fact ur husbands pimp.
In another life I’d consent for you to be my pimp but thats a story for another day
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Oh my! No, just bragging rights. Another girl at the party was showing off her husband’s butt. She was more pimp title-worthy than I was, by far. I don’t think I could be a pimp. I can’t even fire my foreign landscaper.
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Ah ok then you are definitely not a pimp at all. Your just an awesome wife 😀
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I have really bad writer’s block and I was just thinking about doing a piece called “Conversations that Make Me a Great Wife.” What do you think?
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I fuggin love that idea. I’m certain you’ll have even more people pining after you 🙂
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It’s actually more for women who suck at being wives (like my mother). And maybe for some pointers from guys who think what I do isn’t great… There’s gotta be a reason I don’t think my husband loves me.
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You really think your husband doesn’t love ya ? I doubt that you’re a real catch and are still hot. I love the idea though Im ready to support this
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I just posted the first one. Let me know what you think.
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Lol that’s too funny swole lol mr. Mary have u been swolested ? Lol
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