BlogFestivus 2012 Day 6: The end part 1


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Magic allows reindeer to fly, inspires men to journey in search of the G-spot  when nothing is on TV, and finally keeps troubled stars like Lindsay Lohan employed (aside from her lack of gag-reflexes).

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Before I said this was where imaginary beings (like the clitorus) come to die, it’s also where they’re born. This is the imaginal-realm – the nexus between  the sensory and the intelligible world, the realm of dreams and symbols. We are all ancient living symbols, Santa, me,  the shop elves, you!

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Odin or Wotan or Woden, Wodanstag, Woden’s Day =>Wednesday

Before reindeer ‘Santa’ rode a white horse, had another name and was a king wandering the earth disguised as an old man. Wednesday is named after him.

As long as humanity exists so will we but tomorrow you’ll have the chance to become a real reindeer.

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I tried the real-world once. I was an African-american for two-weeks and returned before my trial period  finished.

One day, running from the cops, I decided to use the “Ask God 5 questions free of charge” trial option :

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God why are my legs so skinny?

So you can run fast through the jungle

Why am I  so black?

So when you run at night no one would see you

Why’s my nose so wide?

So you can breathe deep this fresh jungle air.

Why’s my hair so nappy ?

So it wouldn’t get tangled-up in the jungle branches

God wtf am I doing In Detroit ?

Stayed tuned for more tomorrow

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Check out  Ms. UC Sexy at So I Went Undercover – she’s sexy and a great blogger. If you dislike what I write, direct your hate mail to her because it’s through her blog I learned about BlogFestivus 2012. Here are my other Bloggers who are down this blogFestivus thing and also down with the same sickness I got: awesomeness :-)

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3 thoughts on “BlogFestivus 2012 Day 6: The end part 1

  1. Just FYI, neither the G-spot nor the clitoris is fictitious. And not only can you make a woman achieve an orgasm by either method, you can make a woman achieve an orgasm by both AND you can make those simultaneous or separate. This public service brought to you by me (with a nod to my husband). 😉

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    1. lol yeah they are definitely not fictitious but for the purpose of joking and neck bearded ham-fisted dudes not getting any i thought I would alleviate the pressure and make them laugh :-). Also remind then to bring a stack of towels to the bedroom if they are going to play around 🙂

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