Jocular Look @ Today’s News || Woman makes false rape claim because of ‘bad’ sex with her date

There are right ways and wrong ways to handle bad dates, but Lynette Lee chose the Incredibly Awful Way. The Tennessee woman went out with a man she met on MeetMe.com, and the two had sex at a local hotel. Lee contacted the Clarksville Police Department to report him for rape, claiming that he forced her to have sex “despite her protests.” He told officers that their encounter was consensual, and during a second interview, Lee admitted that she lied about the assault because the man had been lousy in bed. “She did not enjoy [the sex] and it was bad,” she said, according to police. Lee was charged with filing a false report. [Source]

MrMary Weighs In

This is some bullshit. This guy could have gone to jail for a rape he didnt commit and actually gotten raped himself. I’m not going to say mean things about this chick the comments have already done it for me:

Her date would have performed better if he hadn’t forgotten the bag for her head… It’s a wonder he could perform at all.

“She did not enjoy [the sex] and it was bad,”?! What about the poor dude? Viagra is good, but looking at her that would be asking a LOT even if he put a bag over her head. I call three bagger.

He’s lucky the cops didn’t arrest him for having sex with a dog.

If I was disparate enough to hit that, I’d get mine and as soon as I was done walk out the door. I’d be putting my pants on in the parking lot to get out of there ASAP!

Police charged her with filing a false report but I don’t think that punishment fits the crime.  This dude could have lost everything. I don’t  know what to say really about this. Seriously I have to put the jokes aside and ask what the fuck has been going on ? There have been many stories in the news that got me take a look :

Woman who chomped off boyfriend’s testicles

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But after rekindling their unlikely romance Topp says she was ‘stabbed in the back’ by Mr Douglas after he reported her to police for breaching her restraining order.

Anticlimactic sex blamed for alleged attack on boyfriend

For one Florida woman, her boyfriend beating her to the finish line left her hot and bothered. Raquel Gonzalez was arrested Monday after she allegedly attacked her live-in boyfriend, Esric Davis, when during sex, “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not,” according to a police report. This prompted Gonzalez to go off, and she reportedly “began hitting and scratching (Davis), causing scratches near his eye and nose.” Shockingly, alcohol may have played a role in the alleged assault.

Woman runs over husband for not voting: police

Police in Arizona say a Mesa woman injured her husband by running over him with an SUV because he didn’t vote in last week’s presidential election. Authorities say Holly Solomon opposed President Barack Obama and was upset her husband didn’t go to the polls. The husband told investigators Solomon believed her family was going to face hardship if Obama were re-elected.