Jocular look @ Todays News: Man arrested for DUI twice in one night at the same time


It’s quite a feat to be arrested twice in one night for DUI. It’s All-Star levels of stupidity (and time travel!) to be busted on two separate occasions at the same time. Early on the morning of Nov. 4, police in Urbana, Ohio, helped 22-year-old Niles Gammons achieve the remarkable achievement. Gammons was pulled over at 1:08 a.m., failed a breathalyzer, was arrested, cited and released within an hour. At which point, clocks were turned back when Daylight Saving Time ended. Gammons was then pulled over — by the same officer — in a parking lot at…1:08 a.m.

MrMary Weighs In

Drunk Driving  is a horribly thing to do. The guy who got caught drunk driving need to deal with the ramification of his actions. Hopefully they may open his eyes to the severity of who stupid what he did was. But check this tupidity out

  • Niles Gammons, 22, had the first of his two police encounters at 1:08 a.m., when an officer in Urbana caught him allegedly driving down a one-way street in the wrong direction. Sergeant Dave Reese approached Gammons and claimed he had glazed eyes and smelled of alcohol. Gammons got a court summons, because his blood alcohol level registered .116 and the officer said he found a small amount of marijuana.
  • After turning back the clock on Nov. 4 from 2:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. to end daylight savings, Reese caught Gammons’ in a municipal parking, where police say the suspect threw his vehicle into reverse and nearly smashed a police cruiser. The time was 1:08 a.m. Gammons was again arrested and charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated.

The thing both parties involved are quite retarded. I think the legal blood alcohol limit is 0.08 and he had a 0.116. I think also protocol would be to impound the car (unless there was another passenger there who could in fact drive – but that’s a stretch)  and put the dude in jail at least till he sobers up enough to make his call. I think also they gave him a citation and released him back to his car which is dumb as he is  mentally impaired. He could kill someone, it’s like giving a drunk dude a gun and then walking away. The officer sghould be suspended.

Thoughts ?


I thought  that it would be best that these recapitulations of the days news have a daily theme. This theme is: Dumb shit Americans do and why. As an American I have a keen insight into the dumb shit we do and why. Let me Leave you with a dumb dumb comment as an intro this to the type of stupidity we are dealing with:

So BLUE State Ohio releases drunk drivers right after they get arrested so they can go back to putting other drivers in danger? Typical liberals