Jocular Look @ Today’s News || Britney Spears to write novel that’s pretty much about her

It’s in early development, but we are still typing with our fingers crossed that this project is ready by our birthday because it’s all we’ve ever wanted: Britney Spears is in talks to write a novel that incorporates fictionalized elements of her own life. And given that her life includes living with Justin Timberlake, rushing at paparazzi while bald-headed, and defining the ’90s, what (fictionalized) story would you rather read? She’s in talks with It Books, an imprint of HarperCollins also responsible for memoirs by The Game, Slash, and Motley Crue. If (pretty please and when) it’s published, this would actually be Spears’ second book, her first being “A Mother’s Gift,” co-authored by Lynne Spears. [Source]

MrMary Weighs in

She’s going to have to learn how to read first.

Random Commenter

I am not going to judge Brittany Spears, but I will call bullshit when I see it.  There is a big pile here staining the freshly fallen snow. We all got to play to our strength. For instance, though I can make my chest jiggle and bounce [coincidentally I use to strip dance under that name with another guy for ladies bachelorette parties. Guess who I was ?] I do not look good in a push up bra trust me I’ve tried one on. Emily Dickinson never released a great  acoustic album, well neither could Brittany, as she has no talent. But I guess what I am trying to say is that she should stick to public meltdowns, mediocre pop music and whatever else it is she does well.

I don’t feel that school is for everyone, but if you are going to write a book a prerequisite should be that you have read more books than you have or will be writing. I couldn’t imagine paying someone to help me with my fictionalized autobiography. Who knows my life better and who can poke fun of it better. I could make a lot of dirty jokes and poke fun at her but Im better than that. I will let random commenters do that for me.

Comments win Again

  • What do blonds do after sucking c–k? They spit out the feathers!
  • This is so precious. And from the likes of this slut.
  • Britney Spears is going to make an adio book about her life but she’ll be lip syncing all of the entries just like she has all of her live concert performances.   OOPS! She did it again !
  • I can’t believe I’ve been masturbating to her for 15 years now.


11 thoughts on “Jocular Look @ Today’s News || Britney Spears to write novel that’s pretty much about her

  1. The worst part is that it will probably be $14.99 for the e-book and that it will be a bestseller. Can we hope that she uses the money to attend finishing school? Or puts it in her kids’ thereapy fund? If she promises to do either of those things with the money, I’ll send her a check for $15 right now… and she can keep the book. LOL.


    1. Yeah there is probably some great writer out there languishing in debt and excessive alcohol intake. I’m sure his or her book could revolutionize how we see life but everyone is running to the stores for this book. I dunno its tough to wrap my head around it


  2. Ha. Oh well, I certainly will not be wasting time trying to read that.

    But I see a flaw in your reasoning – since she’s such a bad musician, maybe writing is her talent?


      1. That was a cool and true sentence there! I stopped watching TV (Grey’s Anatomy and Dawson’s Creek aside — I know, I know) partly because of this very reason.


    1. Writer work really hard to create their work and then they have to work some more to find an agent/publisher it a real travesty to the writers that Ms Spears can just put stuff out there like that. Is your pop album on iTunes ? I have case of Mike’s Hard lemonade and i feel like dancing 🙂


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