It’s in early development, but we are still typing with our fingers crossed that this project is ready by our birthday because it’s all we’ve ever wanted: Britney Spears is in talks to write a novel that incorporates fictionalized elements of her own life. And given that her life includes living with Justin Timberlake, rushing at paparazzi while bald-headed, and defining the ’90s, what (fictionalized) story would you rather read? She’s in talks with It Books, an imprint of HarperCollins also responsible for memoirs by The Game, Slash, and Motley Crue. If (pretty please and when) it’s published, this would actually be Spears’ second book, her first being “A Mother’s Gift,” co-authored by Lynne Spears. [Source]
MrMary Weighs in
She’s going to have to learn how to read first.
I am not going to judge Brittany Spears, but I will call bullshit when I see it. There is a big pile here staining the freshly fallen snow. We all got to play to our strength. For instance, though I can make my chest jiggle and bounce [coincidentally I use to strip dance under that name with another guy for ladies bachelorette parties. Guess who I was ?] I do not look good in a push up bra trust me I’ve tried one on. Emily Dickinson never released a great acoustic album, well neither could Brittany, as she has no talent. But I guess what I am trying to say is that she should stick to public meltdowns, mediocre pop music and whatever else it is she does well.
I don’t feel that school is for everyone, but if you are going to write a book a prerequisite should be that you have read more books than you have or will be writing. I couldn’t imagine paying someone to help me with my fictionalized autobiography. Who knows my life better and who can poke fun of it better. I could make a lot of dirty jokes and poke fun at her but Im better than that. I will let random commenters do that for me.
Comments win Again
- What do blonds do after sucking c–k? They spit out the feathers!
- This is so precious. And from the likes of this slut.
- Britney Spears is going to make an adio book about her life but she’ll be lip syncing all of the entries just like she has all of her live concert performances. OOPS! She did it again !
- I can’t believe I’ve been masturbating to her for 15 years now.
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