Something to Reflect Upon as this Election Plays Out

To often we enjoy the comfort …

To me the election was more a narrative about the battle for supremacy of two political ideologies tangentially focused with the concerns of everyday Americans.  I think it was easy to get caught up in the divisive political rhetoric and forget that we each face many of the same challenges daily.

Both voting without action and democracy without education are effete. The fact that many people had to be jailed, killed, hosed down, mauled by dogs beat by cops to give us the opportunity to vote shows me that voting itself while effective, is lacking without careful planning and action  inclusive of everyone beyond ideology. It’s great to get out and vote but it’s a shame if that’s where the momentum stops. We need to think of things beyond opinions and that’s just my opinion.



My Live tweeting of my Voting Experience 2012 thus Far

The Beginning

Theme Song: 

I don’t like this song but right after the black eye peas made this video in japan an earthquake happened. I think this election will shake America up in such a way that mediocrity will continue to be the goal we collectively aspire #NonsequitorLogic

Showing you my Tweets,

show me Yours

Can You Dig It?

‏@MrMaryMuthafing I felt something in the pit of my stomache, its the ghost of all those who died so I could vote cheering me on today

@MrMaryMuthafing Actuallly it wasnt Ghosts. All historic days begin on the crapper loosing my #poliginity will have to wait

@MrMaryMuthafing Walking the dogs its not historic but can go vote with a houee full of shit losing my #poliginity

@MrMaryMuthafing Im so gonna work the polls today and then Ill go vote #poliginity

@MrMaryMuthafing I said Romney 3 times in the mirror & the ghosts of republicans pasts hid all my condoms. Im gonna have to vote raw now without protection

@MrMaryMuthafing Are there multiple choices options next to Romneys name ? Will the real a Mitt Romney please stand up #Bademinemreferencemonths late

@MrMaryMuthafing  Oh yea a brief therapy visit, lil bit work then back home 2 vote Cant believe my therapist scheduled for today she must be part of Al Qeada

@MrMaryMuthafing No matter the election results can we all pitch in to get Mitt some new in style jeans

@MrMaryMuthafing I feel so cold Mitt Romneys evil presence is hovering above me

 ‏@MrMaryMuthafing I’m voting for: My selfish concerns 2012

@MrMaryMuthafing All the momunentuousness has made me a bit farty today either that or the left over cole slaw I had at 3am
‏@MrMaryMuthafing Proud 2B American 2day 2 people joined me singing Im every women 100 years ago a negro, a women & her gay friend couldnt sing whitney songs
‏@MrMaryMuthafing Love seeing americans come together esp when no one or their chair is getting lynched #poliginity
‏@MrMaryMuthafing Ok my therapist days I’m sane enough to vote there’s no thinking involved just matching skin tones like I’m at home depot #GoBrown

@MrMaryMuthafing When do all the hot girls vote ? Right now its only grandmas I see They need loving too but i dont want nice cards with singles afterwards.



My Message to America As the Elections Wind Down

With the elections winding down to a close many of us will have a lot more free time . Gone will be the days where we stalked and trolled our ‘friend’s’ Facebook page, and left them boorishly sarcastic comments about how wrong they were about everything and how right we were.

Gone will be the 10 hours & 12 pages political debates typed into a tiny box. 140 characters at the time. And most sad of all, gone will be the days when we can feign offense to give our fallacious arguments more weight. A lot of people will no longer be blocked and will rejoin the fold of humanity (social media is all about quality not quantity.)

To all of you it has been fun! It has been insightful! I can’t remember a time where I felt simultaneously oddly excited, bellicose, ashamed, fatigued and in need of a shower. (Well I do remember but there would be many legal complications pending. I l look forward to participating again in this modern day remake of  a bacchanalia again in 2016.

In the meantime I leave with these parting words:

The sun has gone
To bed and so must I

So long, farewell
Auf Weidersehen, goodbye

Personal Note

Announcement: I’ll be live Tweeting my First time Voting for children that’ll Inhabit the Insipid wastelands of the Future


Tomorrow is a historic day. Not because of the election but because I am going to vote as an experiment. It is my goal to provide commentary on the election as part of a book I’m putting together. (It’s a series of  disparate reflections before during and after the  election.)  When such a precious historic moment is upon us it deserves to be recorded in the annals of history which is why I will be live tweeting my voting experience starting from whenever it is I wake up till i got to sleep. There is a lil voyeur in all of you, and I’m bring it out for my first time.

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#Poliginity (Loosing My Political Virginity)

Elections have a serious sexual subtext to them. Two candidates like the hookers in Hunt Point (Bronx NYC) tell you everything you want to hear. They get all decked out and do a little dance for you to help you pick, all the while some how magically more and more money finds its way into their ‘coffers’. In the end you’re left all alone with nothing to show for it.

 I’m pretty sure voting for the first time will pretty much be like my first time sexually it will be over quicker than expected, 50% of those who participated will feel robbed and shortchanged, and I will just want to go back to bed and cry myself to sleep  foregoing the shower  as much as I can.