Jocular Look @Today’s || If You’re a Danish man w/a Small Penis You can get a free iPhone


Are you a man with a small penis? Are you a man with a small penis who lives in Denmark? If so, you could score a free iPhone 5. Morten Fabricius, owner of the erotic and NSFW site Singlesex.dk, is launching a competition looking for the smallest member in the similarly tiny Scandinavian nation. All contestants have to do is send in a photograph of their erect appendages against a measuring tape and the new must-have device of the year could be theirs. Second and third prizes are an iPad 3, and so far Fabricius says “six or seven” shots have been submitted. [Source]

MrMary Weighs In

Like seriously?  One comment best summed it up:

Isn’t that redundant? I thought people with iPhones already had small penises.

iPhones I must say carry with them a culture of snobbery. They are a great phone especially given all the tender care the exploited children and workers in the factory put into assembling them for the culture mobs who love to buy them. Check out this ass-clown from the Apple Snob Blog

Welcome to the Apple Snob blog.
If you happened to find your way here whilst using a PC, please leave now.

We’re asking nicely. You don’t belong here. And you’re not welcome.
No hard feelings.
We are Apple snobs. Proud Apple snobs
The idea that the user of a PC would actually be looking at this site fills us with dread. And, frankly, pity.
We would prefer this blog only be viewed with a high-end Mac computer.

It is not your fault, PC users, that due to some shortcoming, whether genetic or otherwise, that have you not seen yourself clear to use the miracle that is a Mac computer. Perhaps you have only recently acquired opposable thumbs. Perhaps it was a childhood trauma. Whatever it is, we feel pity (and to be honest, a pinch of disdain), and we wish you well. As we wish you farewell.

The Reality

I got an ipod shuffle for christmas 5 years ago and I got an ipod for my bday. The products are ok. People are robbing other people to get the latest iPhone 5. Do you remember the crying and bitching when Instagram became available for Droid users

Just hours after Instagram, a mobile app that lets users layer pre-programmed filters over their photos to achieve maximum hipness, launched on Google’s Android operating system Tuesday, the snark began. Until then, the 18-month-old app had been exclusive to Apple devices. “Instagram went from a gated community to section 8 all in 1 day,” wrote Twitter user @joelby1328.

Steve jobs was known to be a dick to people, denied the fact that he had a daughter and  whats worse never paid homage to Dennis Ritchie the dude who invented UNIX and the C language. Did you know that MAC OS runs off Unix – well to be specific “OS X formerly Mac OS X, is a series of Unix-based graphical interface operating systems developed, marketed, and sold by Apple Inc. OS X is designed to run exclusively on Macintosh computers, having been pre-loaded on all Macs since 2002.” 

Check out the article:

Dennis Ritchie: The Shoulders Steve Jobs Stood On

Conclusion

if you are insecure with yourself and sometimes a dick to others apple may be the product for you.

Humiliation and shame aren’t the only thing a small sexual organ can get you its you a free iPhone 5 and a path to snobbery

 

 

OS X (play / ˌɛs ˈtɛn/),[8] formerly Mac OS X,[9] is a series of Unix-based graphical interface operating systems developed, marketed, and sold by Apple Inc. OS X is designed to run exclusively on Macintosh computers, having been pre-loaded on all Macs since 2002. OS X,

4 thoughts on “Jocular Look @Today’s || If You’re a Danish man w/a Small Penis You can get a free iPhone

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