Attention, fitness fans in Kennebunk, Maine: Zumba class is canceled today. Authorities have arrested Alexis Wright, a 29-year-old Zumba fitness instructor, in a picturesque town near the Bush family‘s summer compound after neighbors complained of men coming and going at all hours and “moaning and groaning” coming from her office. All the commotion prompted speculation that Wright was giving her clientele a workout of an illicit sort. The instructor allegedly videotaped her encounters and kept meticulous records, throwing the tony town into a tailspin. Police say they’ll release the names of johns, said to include local doctors, lawyers, law enforcement officials and even a TV personality. Gonna be hard to dance your way out of this one, guys.
MrMary Weighs In
I know many women who take Zumba to get in shape lose post child poundage. It’s fun it is from what I have seen at the gym lots of cool music and dancing. [By the way its a bad idea to out zumba classes right next to the weight room no one works out] I have yet to meet a chic that does like to dance.
Zumba is a Colombian dance fitness program created by dancer and choreographer Alberto “Beto” Perez during the 1990s. Zumba involves dance and aerobic elements. Zumba’s choreography incorporates hip-hop, soca, samba, salsa, merengue, mambo, martial arts, and some Bollywood and belly dance moves. Squats and lunges are also included.There are 12 million people taking weekly Zumba classes in over 110,000 locations across more than 126 countries.
My first point is that Zumba and sexy rumpus go together like penis and vagina, we shouldn’t be that surprised. Secondly this is New England, there is still that Puritanical Spirit here everyone is shocked and appaulled, not for a lapse of morality, but because everyone is cool pretending to be something they aren’t in public. Check out this statement:
It wouldn’t be surprising to hear of a prostitution operation with clients coming and going day and night in a big city, residents say — but not in Kennebunk, a tourist town with traditional white-steeple churches, tree-lined streets and quaint bed-and-breakfasts. “Still, the fact that it’s happening in Kennebunk shows we’re not above it all,” Greg Patterson said while getting a haircut at a downtown barber shop.
Who wouldn’t want to get or lay pipe in such a scenic traditional town dotted with white steeple churches, tree lined streets and quaint bed and breakfasts? The jack-off getting his haircut seems to think that before all this everyone was above buying sex.
The Reality & The Snark
(This is comedic, if you offend easily stop reading here)
Everyone buys sex, the context and the currency may be different case to case but everyone buys sex sometimes from within the context of a long relationship, a date, putting up with incessant boring chatter. Check out what Youtube personality and funny man Jerry Lavigne Jr had to say with his Funny video: P*ssy Payments:
I personally find admire this lady, she is a staunch multi-tasker, had a creative way of marketing a successful product and understand the free market and trickle down, might explain her good skin
ASpoonfulofSuga 
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