Jocular Look @ Today’s News: Japan opens first masturbation bar for women


 

This just in !………..

Love Joule, a colorful new bar in the Shibuya district of Tokyo, is the first “love and sex bar dedicated to women.” According to the Tokyo Reporter, the wall behind the counter is adorned with dozens of colorful sex toys. Megumi Nakagawa, the bar’s proprietor, explains that typically a bar will have bottles of alcohol lining the wall. The appearance of vibrators, however, provides women with more confidence in speaking about spanking.

“Once they take a seat, customers are able to experience a pleasant place in which they can openly discuss masturbation,” Nakagawa said. “Since most people view female masturbation as something of a mystery or taboo, it is not a usual topic at typical bars,” she added.Nakagawa describes the atmosphere at Bar Joule as “fashionable and sexy in a different kind of space — perfect for girls-only discussions or a date.”Customers include women from the commercial sex (fuzoku) industry and adult video (AV) actresses.

MrMaryWeighs In

I am sorry to say it but I saw this coming long ago. I think this is a ramification of the women’s rights movie. Wait! Before you descend upon me like the dreaded harpies of myth check this out:

ladies’ night is a promotional event, often at a bar or nightclub, where female patrons pay less than male patrons for the cover charge or drinks. State courts in California,MarylandPennsylvania and Wisconsin have ruled that ladies’ night discounts are unlawful gender discrimination under state or local statutes. 

Every women I know loves a sale. Generally when the sales and discounts stop the women stop shopping there. Once some states started ruling against lady’s night it was only a matter of time before the Japanese club scene would suffer negatively. So following a clear line of logic, they made a safe place for women to talk about female masturbation . Yeah I know it syllogistically follows, and everyone loves a good syllogism 🙂

According to Ikuko Ikeshita a doctor with the Ikeshita Ladies’ Clinic over the past few years, “there has been a movement to do away with the stigma surrounding female masturbation in Japan, pointing to the increase in websites discussing female sexuality and stores selling female sex goods.”

Big Pulls and Stiff Drinks

A customer going by the name of Sayama has said “I go because it is a safe place and I don’t have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time. Add in that it is also a great place to drink and talk about what we women love to talk about, sex and guys, that’s also a big pull.” Nothing says big pull to me like female adult file stars  ( it’s the labial reduction/ vaginoplasty ) who love this place and rightly so Japan has successfully set a new world record. They had 250 men and 250 women who commenced to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world biggest orgy ever!  After the shoot I am sure most guys wanted to go to sleep while the ladies could go another round. I’m guessing; the world’s biggest orgy screams of quantity being prized over quality. see for yourself

See no guys in the hi-five yeah we did it pics. They are all all cleaning themselves off with a squeegee and going the fuck to sleep

Who ever came up with this idea was a real forward thinker. You see “the sanctity of the space is preserved by a policy prohibiting single men from entering.” No one knows more about masturbation than men in long-term relationship because they watch so much of it online in lieu of actually having sex with their significant other. That’s why I so look forward to married life, I’ll be married to some lady on paper but also to my right hand in real life. I also love the word sanctity used in that sentence. Men by their very nature destroy all holiness and goodness whenever they enter a place look at Troy, better yet if anyone in the future can read this go back in time and shine the black light on the inside of the Trojan horse (they were Greek !!!) or how the Barbarians sacked Rome, or how Japanese adult star Tsunehiro “Wangzilla” Ochonobe sacks the lady’s whenever he films ultimate sending them to clinic for a vaginoplasty.

Conclusions

Personally I would love to have a first date at the female masturbation bar. I think I would be able to tell a lot about my date depending on what she orders with her stiff drinks on the rocks [ deez rocks lol had to make that joke] . If she order after her second mai tai a JackHammer dildo then she is definitely the kind of girl I would take home to meet my mother.

Steam powered just like the old days

Uhm  do your brign your own gear or do you have to use the one they have there ? LAdies if you wanted into this bar and you got a warm sex toy that looked clean would u still use it? Does it come with the wax paper that are in the bathroom stall to put over the toilet seat. Since this is a bar dedicated to masturbation would you eat the nuts put out by the bar keep. I personally never eat the nuts offered at a strip club. Do you have to juice yourself in front of others. Like, are you juicing while you talk to your friend or long term man plumber?

UPDATE:

I saw these comments and they cracked me up pure comedy genius, again i didnt write this, adn while i reposted this here I do not necessary endorse the views expressed by these comments. MrMary Cares;

  1. How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?The kid stutters.
  2. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
  3. I hear the place doesn’t have a cover charge but has a two orgasm minimum.
  4. I heard there’s no backdoor.
  5. Would you get an awkward look if you ordered a double?

Love Joule, a colorful new bar in the Shibuya district of Tokyo, is the first “love and sex bar dedicated to women.”

According to the Tokyo Reporter, the wall behind the counter is adorned with dozens of colorful sex toys. Megumi Nakagawa, the bar’s proprietor, explains that typically a

bar will have bottles of alcohol lining the wall. The appearance of vibrators, however, provides women with more confidence in speaking about spanking.

“Once they take a seat, customers are able to experience a pleasant place in which they can openly discuss masturbation,” Nakagawa said. “Since most people view female masturbation as something of a mystery or taboo, it is not a usual topic at typical bars,” she added.

Nakagawa describes the atmosphere at Bar Joule as “fashionable and sexy in a different kind of space — perfect for girls-only discussions or a date.”

Customers include women from the commercial sex (fuzoku) industry and adult video (AV) actresses.

 

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