MrMary’s 2012 “Have You Been Experienced Blog Tour” || Showing Some Love for My Followers

I have always prided myself on being an honest person. It is my need for self accountability that has spawned this post. Recently I have had gained a lot of followers.  I want to be able to interact and support you all but I am only one man. Every day a few hundred posts for me to read through. Due to the time constraints of working two jobs, writing, working out, and my chronic masturbation, it would be impossible to get to everyone. This kind of bothers me.  As  blogger I get an erection every time I get a like/ comment which if you think about it sheds a lot of light on the chronic masturbation issue…. seize the day has always been my motto. I want to do my part to return the favor. I don’t wanna be one of those bloggers that just follow just to boost up my numbers.

The Solution

I had tons of fun playing around with Ms. Jen and Tonic, we also after the fooling around was over we did an interview which I posted yesterday.The fun wasn’t one-sided we both walked away (if you can call it walking) from the experience with some pep in our step  and deficient in protein – from the intense mentation required to produce such a great interview.  So while I was still basking in the euphoric after-effects I thought why not each week go do a chit-chat/interview/dialogue/ with one of my followers. That way I can do my part to support my homeys online and still have fun, and bring joy (that what I call it) to others. So I proudly present

How The Blog Tour Works

I currently have 200 something followers. There are two ways which this will go down:

  1. You can leave a comment below letting me know you want to participate in MrMary 2012 Have You Been Experienced Blog Tour  Make sure to leave an email and I will contact you shortly.
  2. There are some of you who for some reason or other want me to work for it, so I will  go down, my list of course, emailing and asking you if you’re down for the tour.


Depending on how many of you take me seriously  I will set a schedule and dates. I will post these dates in my side bar and I will give at the end of the tour all my participants some MrMary paraphernalia I have been creating and testing out in secret.  If this goes well I will  go on tour maybe twice a year spread the love to all those blogger who follow me and who I follow.

For Those who Want to participate

If you take part I will create a badge for you that you can post on your blog letting the world know, You’ve been experienced. No need for stress, I am a gentleman – this won’t devolve into some innuendo filled dialogue unless you want it to. Take a look around the blog, I’m well verse in many areas 🙂 But leave it to me to put you at ease and work around your schedule.


I don’t discriminate on the basis of age , sex , sexual orientation, race, the type of pet you have, whether you’ve read 50 Shades of Grey or Not. This blog tour is open to everyone don’t let some double entendre and a few dirty jokes stand between you and the pleasure of chilling with MrMary 🙂

A catty-existential Twist to Halloween

While people gorge themselves on candy, and wear perverted and skanky outfits, what could be more appropriate then some quotes on existentialism ?

“In life man commits himself and draws his own portrait, outside of which there is nothing. No doubt this thought may seem harsh to someone who has not made a success of his life. But on the other hand, it helps people to understand that reality alone counts, and that dreams, expectations and hopes only serve to define a man as a broken dream, aborted hopes, and futile expectations.”
― Jean-Paul SartreExistentialism is a Humanism

“We do not pray for immortality, but only not to see our acts and all things stripped suddenly of all their meaning; for then it is the utter emptiness of everything reveals itself.”
― Antoine de Saint-ExupéryNight Flight