The Facts
During a heated debate on the floor of the Michigan state House, Rep. Lisa Brown made an impassioned speech against a bill that seeks to put new regulations on abortion providers and ban all abortions after 20 weeks.
Brown, a Democrat, argued that her Jewish faith allowed for therapeutic abortions when the mother’s life is in danger without regard to length of pregnancy.
“I have not asked you to adopt and adhere to my religious beliefs. Why are you asking me to adopt yours?” she said. But what came next is what got her in trouble: “And finally, Mr. Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no.'”
What a Fucking Pussy
Two Republicans had this to say:
What she said was offensive,” said Rep. Mike Callton, R-Nashville. ‘It was so offensive, I don’t even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.’
“Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamas, R-Midland, determined Brown’s comments violated the decorum of the House, said Ari Adler, spokesman for the Republican majority.”
These guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. C’mon now in anatomy and physiology , in all biology classes the word vagina is practically an non-offensive term. If she used the term beef curtains then maybe it would be offensive, or sweaty-box as in: “Im flattered you care so much about my sweaty box but No! mean NO!!!.” I took a moment to compile the following list a I felt it would be germane to our discussion. Which word should she have used ? Whats you favorite word for ‘vagina’.
Maybe She Should have used the Following Words
axe wound – badly wrapped kebab – bald man in a boat – bearded clam – bearded oyster – beaver – beefcurtain – beef curtain – box – bread – buju – camel’s foot – camel toe – chach – cha cha – cherry – chocha – cho-cho – chonch – cooch – coochie – cookie – coosie – cooter – cuder – cunny – cunt – cunt punt – fish taco – flange – fuck hole – fur burger – fur pie – gap – gash – growler – hair burger – hair pie – ham flap – ham wallet – hatchet wound – hoo-hoo – hot pocket – kitty – kooch – kuder – lip – lunchmeat – man in the boat – man in the boat – meat curtains – meat flap – meat wallet – minge – moose knuckle – muff – muffin – na-na – nappy dugout – neden – nookie – open wound – pink – pink canoe – pink sausage wallet – pink taco – pink velvet sausage wallet – piss flaps – poon – poonaner – poonani – poontang – poon tang pie – pootang – poo tang – pooter – pootie tang – promised land, the – punani – punanni – puss – pussy – putang – pu-tang – quivering mound of love pudding – roast beef – roast beef curtains – slit – smush mitten – snatch – soggy box – tampon tunnel – tang – tunnel of love – twat – vadge – vag – vajayjay – vertical smile – whispering eye
FurBurgers of the World Unite!!!!!!!!!!
The War on Women
Generally as you know I don’t vote and I don’t like either party. Current to me someone who doesn’t care or doesn’t vote, republicans seem to come off as slimy rich bastards who like to use their wealth to encapsulated them from the realities of the struggles of other people who live in the same country they do. They seem to be anti anything that can help foster freedom education, the betterment of daily life really. I am talking social appearance here. Many have said that the GOP have started a war on women, meaning they have moved to endorse legislation that is quite unfair to the meat wallet sector of our population. I got the follow statistics from MoveON.org
- Republicans not only want to reduce women’s access to abortion care, they’re actually trying to redefine rape. After a major backlash, they promised to stop. But they haven’t yet. Shocker.
- A state legislator in Georgia wants to change the legal term for victims of rape, stalking, and domestic violence to “accuser.” But victims of other less gendered crimes, like burglary, would remain “victims.”
- In South Dakota, Republicans proposed a bill that couldmake it legal to murder a doctor who provides abortion care. (Yep, for real.)
- Republicans want to cut nearly a billion dollars of food and other aid to low-income pregnant women, mothers, babies, and kids.
- In Congress, Republicans have a bill that would let hospitals allow a woman to die rather than perform an abortion necessary to save her life.
- Maryland Republicans ended all county money for a low-income kids’ preschool program. Why? No need, they said.Women should really be home with the kids, not out working.
- And at the federal level, Republicans want to cut that same program, Head Start, by $1 billion. That means over 200,000 kids could lose their spots in preschool.
- Two-thirds of the elderly poor are women, and Republicans are taking aim at them too. A spending bill would cut funding for employment services, meals, and housing for senior citizens.
- Congress just voted for a Republican amendment to cut all federal funding from Planned Parenthood health centers, one of the most trusted providers of basic health care and family planning in our country.
- And if that wasn’t enough, Republicans are pushing to eliminate all funds for the only federal family planning program. (For humans. But Republican Dan Burton has a bill to provide contraception for wild horses. You can’t make this stuff up).
Ms Brown Barred From Speaking
House Republican leadership did not allow Brown to speak on a bill about the retirement of school employees. They were afraid she would mention “fish taco” and start a riot amongst the retired lunch-ladies and lunch-men. She wasnt the only women silenced though Rep. Barb Byrum was also not allowed to speak on the floor.
“Byrum, D-Onondaga, caused a disturbance on the House floor Wednesday when she wasn’t allowed to introduce an amendment to the abortion regulations bill banning men from getting a vasectomy unless the sterilization procedure was necessary to save a man’s life,”
Case in Point:
Republican Politician Naked, Bending Over on Gay Sex Site
and who can forget….
Mark Foley
The Crime: Sending sexually laced, grammatically challenged instant messages and e-mails to teenaged boys in the Congressional page program for more than 10 years.
The Hypocrisy: Chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children. One of the foremost opponents of child pornography in the Senate.
Ted Haggard
The Crime: Paying male prostitutes for sex and snorting crystal meth.
The Hypocrisy: A powerful force in the evangelical movement, Haggard participated in weekly meetings with President George Bush and top advisors where he gave spiritual advice. He taught that homosexuality was an abomination and actively lobbied against gay rights.
The Quote: “I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.”
Larry Craig
U.S. Senator
Senate Liason for Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign
The Crime: Soliciting sex from an undercover cop in an airport bathroom
The Hypocrisy: Craig twice voted against adding the words “sexual orientation” to the federal hate crimes law. Craig also voted to give states the right to refuse to recognize gay marriage–a right they already had, but the Senator wanted to really, really prove he didn’t like gay people.
The Quote: “I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things.”
Bob Allen
Member of the Florida House of Representatives
Florida Chairman of John McCain’s Presidential Campaign
(July 11, 2007)
The Crime: Offering an undercover cop $20 to allow Allen to blow him in a men’s room in a public park. After being arrested, Allen tried to explain that he only offered to blow the cop because the cop was a “burly black man” and he “didn’t want to become a statistic.”
The Hypocrisy: Allen was one of 21 Florida legislators to sign Gov. Jeb Bush’s friend-of-the-court brief supporting the state’s ban on gays adopting children, and he co-sponsored an unsuccessful bill that would have enhanced penalties for “offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts” such as indecent exposure.
The Quote: “I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it.”
Glenn Murphy Jr.
National Chairman of the Young Republicans
Chairman of the Clark County Republican Party
(July 28, 2007)
The Crime: Murphy got a fellow Young Republican drunk and then spent the night at his house. The other young man woke up in the middle of the night to find Murphy giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation. After this incident, a 1998 sexual battery report came to light in which Murphy was alleged to have done the exact same thing.
The Hypocrisy: Murphy was a well-paid political consultant for Republican candidates and often advised them to use gay marriage as a wedge issue to paint their opponents as out of touch with traditional values.
The Quote: “I was in the Sound of Music in High School…don’t ask” (from his now-defunct Myspace page.)
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