Hot off the Presses: Manny Pacquiao unloads over Barack Obama Gay Porn Style


Yahoo Sports News Correspondant Kevin Iole, one of my favorite level-head sports writers wrote an article. It was ok but now as good as what I am about to say right here, in this post, on this rainy soggy, crowded crotch smelling subway cart day in New York City. So here I go.

Manny Pacquiao Sordid Past

You may not know this about Manny Pacquiao but as a boxer he has taken it more times in the face than a young fledgling porn star trying to support both a coke habit and the rising cost of AIDS medication. (We cannot all be Magic Johnson).

That’s not what is surprising, normally I don’t discriminate for taking it in the face, it is endearing especially on a day like today where without an umbrella the acid rain that feel from the grey skies burned my eyes. It’s that kind of forward, head first facing thinking that will win us wars and helps us get out of debt.What I found surprising though was that Manny Pacquiao has come out against same sex marriage, because and I quote:

God only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married, only if they so are in love with each other. It should not be of the same sex so as to adulterate the altar of matrimony, like in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah of old.

Catholicism and I

I was born in Catholicism, went to Catholic School for a good 14 years, engaged in premarital sex when I could afford to, (see what I did there) maybe engaged in self pollution, was a Eucharistic Minister, don’t go to church, or have crosses in my house, I support Gay marriage and women’s right… and the list goes on. But I lived in a Hindu ashram in India for a month, studied the Tibetan Buddhism, Sufism for years at a time. I love to drink, I love to quote the bible and or other Christian Quotes at inappropriate funny times during sex: KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD BABYLON!!!, GOD SPECIALIZES IN HAPPY ENDINGS ( well she was calling out to God had to say something)

What I am trying to tell you guys here is that I am a regular person with common sense, if a lady is kind enough to open up for me its bad manners to not accept the invitation and enter (its in the UPS and DHL handbook)  plus I think consensual sex is  much better than sodomizing children behind the alter and trying to lead a congregation of people.

Marriage in Society

Marriage isn’t a holy institution when there are TV shows that take random women and put them in a game show setting to compete against each other to win a husband. Marriage isn’t holy when Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, and a host of famous people get married  multiple times. Socially Marriage is a transaction that why there are pre-marital contracts. This shit has nothing to do with holy check it out:

  • The prenup of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards included a clause that would get Richards $4 million if Sheen cheated on her.
  • Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman’s prenup allows Urban to receive $640,000 for each year they remain married, unless he relapses and uses drugs again.
  • Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s prenup includes some lavish support options for Kardashian, including $25,000/month in support, $5,000 for shopping, courtside season tickets for the Lakers for her and her family, and a new luxury vehicle on a regular schedule.
  • Jessica Biel will get at least $500K if Justin Timberlake ever cheats on her. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones had a similar clause—on top of the $2.8 million Zeta-Jones receives for each year of marriage, she would also get a $5 million bonus if Douglas were ever caught cheating.

Manny Pacquiao is a lil Bitch

Manny Pacquiao’s wife supposedly handed him divorce papers during a fight for fucking around, drugs…. well as his manager Freddie Roach aid “that, among other things, the distractions that negatively impacted Pacquiao were “girls and everything that goes with it.” Pacquiao had a religious epiphany or awakening of some sort kind of like dudes do when they find Jesus in Prison shower stall. (Jesus is a veterano name) Pacquiao also sold a casino he owned and he is no longer into cock fighting.

No matter the change, there is still a little bitch left in Pacquiao.  He has the balls to speak for what God wants and expects. The problem with speaking for what God wants is that

  1. Not Everyone believe in God, Jesus, there are atheists and there are other religions. There are other people who don’t follow anything like myself, unless I’m following my nose to a fruit filled bowl of Fruit Loops cereals
  2. He isn’t really married and is fucking on the side. As a married man you know that you don’t even speak for your wife at a restaurant. She orders what she wants, she watches what she wants. If you don’t have respect enough to recognize you don’t speak for your wife where do you get the balls to speak for what God wants ?

I think Manny is suppressing an homo-erotic urge let himself get beat by buff sweaty men, he wants to be backed into a corner and wailed on, he wants to go down on a ten count. I respect Manny’s boxing ability, he is amazing and a great talent, but between this and his  violent opposition to making contraceptive more readily available to Filipinos and his blasting Obama on his Support of Same Sex Marriage, he is a Dick. The only difference between Pacquiao and a skank in my book, is that he stands up to get knocked up and doesn’t lay down for it. It’s too bad though he is standing up on a fortified platform of intolerance and self-righteousness.

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2 comments

  1. Buddy, this is a great post. Isn’t it amazing how the media has a made a dude who hits other dudes in the head worth something? I give Manny credit though, he is acting 100% like a great Southern Baptist. I would love to see Mayweather beat his ass.

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