I’ve had a difficult time making sense of the Trayvon Martin incident as a festively browned American, so I did what any colored patriot would do in such a time of turmoil, doubt, and a hushed contempt for our sometimes senile justice system, I tried to move to Canada. But when that didn’t work I looked for some sort of solace, some ray of understanding in the 200 plus pages of American history.
Instead of finding answers, I found something even better than an answer or solace, I serendipitously happened upon irony. I quickly bypassed the Civil Rights Era and landed in the Roaring Twenties. What was significant about the 1920’s was that the infamous Ku Klux Klan was not only revived but spread cancer like beyond the Maxon Dixon line into the North. KKK membership in 1924 had swelled to 4.5 million members. Those numbers may not seem much to us now, especially now since as most of us tv people know, ‘America Decides’ who is going to be the Next Top Idiot but it is significant to me in that long before Trayvon Martin the KKK aside from deviant Catholic priest originally made the hoodie famous.
Geraldo Rivera: The MuckRacking Provacateur
Sometimes to me, American History seems to follow this Borgesian progression where the same story repeats ad nausea however the players change sides and context differ a bit. About 80-100 years ago depending on where I was living I’d be telling my kids to watch of for white men in hoodies. And if bonding over cold cuts at my local segregated market wasnt frowned upon, I’d tell my single white friend that hoods unless referring to an intimate part of a woman’s area of sexual invitation, scare people especially immigrants, jews, latinos, and coloureds.
Today according to Geraldo Rivera one has to be on the watch for black people in hoods. It seems that when we are in hoods black people as a collective do bad things like: stay warm, make out beats to a song like Quest Love, go to the gym, suffer from diabetes and bad credit. The list of atrocities goes on. I should be noted too that outside of Star Wars white people in hoodies have done nothing wrong
Of course in saying that would make me the useless provocateur of my day, which is in many ways similar to the news personality/character Gerlado Rivera played by none other than Geraldo Rivera. Fortunately for me my redeeming quality would be that I wouldn’t be getting paid to ignore my sense of self respect while I jettison my half cooked thoughts into the public sphere.
Like a good American, I have hypertension but more importantly I have compassion for Geraldo, at 68 he is a few decades past his prime but judging from his obscene mustache Rivera continues to pretend to be a suave, old school newsman, raking through socio-political muck because he lost his keys to a missing rental that could take him back to reality.
I believe that George Zimmerman, the overzealous neighborhood watch captain should be investigated to the fullest extent of the law and if he is criminally liable, he should be prosecuted. But I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.
For those of you who may not be aware, people who commit crimes and do evil things wear hoodies priests, The KKK, The Sith, especially from ubiquitous and popular retail outlets like Old Navy and American Apparel. Geraldo and his mustache go on to further explain:
Don’t let your young man go out into the cruel night wearing an outfit that may as well be a sign that says: “Stop and frisk,” or even “Shoot me.” A minority male over the age of 15 wearing a hoodie in a hood not his own after dark is a 911 call waiting to happen.
Luckily for Trayvon he was in a gated community and not the urban Ghetto “the other world, the antithesis of civilization, a place where man’s vaunted intelligence and refinement are finally mocked by triumphant beastiality, and for the sake of being pleonastic the modern day equivalent of Conrad’s Heart of Darkness, the den of moral iniquity.
Geraldo later on claimed to know that hoodies are popular and sold everywhere which to me might indicate that there is something he isn’t saying namely: hoodies are innocuous, they are harmless unless worn by a black person. Why is that so?
Well statistically I find it hard to imagine that Blacks who account for 10-14% of the crime in the US can commit all the crime here in this country. What is it about us [Black People] that give us the power to criminalize normally innocuous clothing. I’m guessing it must be the same thing that makes us so good at basketball, rapping, cooking heart clogging soul food, dying early, and being scape goats for a lot of social ills, and all that New World free labor.
I quote the following from “How to Talk to Young Black Boys About Trayvon Martin” by Touré:
You will have to make allowances for other people’s racism. That’s part of the burden of being black. We can be defiant and dead or smart and alive. I’m not saying you can’t wear what you want, but your clothes are a red herring. They’ll blame it on your hoodie or your jeans when the real reason they decided you were a criminal is that you’re black. Of course, you know better. Racism is about reminding you that you are less human, less valuable, less worthy, less beautiful, less intelligent. It’s about prejudging you as violent, fearsome, a threat.
Concerning Geraldo no one can do or say anything to him worse than time, senility, social castigation, haven’t already done. The best thing to do is to leave him there and like dog shit let the air and wind dry him out till he blows away on his own accord.
About the Trayvon Martin case its easy to see that the media has sensationalize this and politician are trying to or going to try to use this as a spring board to promote their agenda. But at the end of day aside from all that a 17 year old black kid was shot and his killer hasn’t been arrested. There is something about that that doesn’t sit right with me. I cannot judge the situation as new facts are coming out all the time, but I can speculate that something is rotten in all this. While we all can say that life is tough and unfair, shit happens there is this casual acceptance in that a sort of callousness I feel but I’m delusional in that I feel that the things can still be improved.
Ruha Benjamin, assistant professor of sociology and African American studies at Boston University, says middle-class black Americans cannot “buy our way out of racial violence.” Benjamin, who has two boys of her own, says the reality is that our sons, “no matter how well-dressed, how well-spoken, might be in the wrong gated community with the wrong bag of threatening Skittles and get mowed down by someone who has decided, essentially, they are out of place.”
- Geraldo Rivera’s Son ‘Ashamed’ Of Father’s Controversial Hoodie Comments (mediaite.com)
- Geraldo Rivera Apologizes to Trayvon Martin’s Parents Over Hoodie Remark (themoderatevoice.com)
- Geraldo Rivera: I’m sorry for hoodie comment (thegrio.com)
- Don’t be hoodwinked by Geraldo (eldhughes.wordpress.com)
- Geraldo Rivera Reflects on His Trayvon Martin ‘Hoodie’ Comments (thehispanicblog.com)
- Geraldo Rivera: Trayvon’s hoodie ‘as much responsible’ as George Zimmerman (dailykos.com)
- Geraldo Rivera: Trayvon Martin Made Himself a Target With Hooded Sweatshirt (thehollywoodgossip.com)
- Geraldo Rivera, You Ignorant Slut (badbreedbadblog.wordpress.com)
- Geraldo Rivera Says Trayvon Martin’s Hoodie Is As Much Responsible For His Death (now1031.cbslocal.com)
- Geraldo apologizes to Martin parents (politico.com)
- Geraldo Rivera blames Trayvon Martins murder on the type of hoodie he was wearing (bazaardaily.com)
- Fox’s Geraldo Rivera: I’m sorry for hoodie comment (staradvertiser.com)
- Colbert: Hoodies Make One Look Like A Criminal Like Suit & Glasses Make Geraldo Look Like A Journalist (mediaite.com)
- Fox’s Geraldo Rivera: I’m Sorry for Hoodie Comment (tampa.cbslocal.com)
- The 5 Craziest Things Geraldo Rivera Said About Hoodies (buzzfeed.com)
- Hoodie and the Blowfish: Geraldo Calls For Crackdown on Killer Hoodies (jonathanturley.org)
- Fox’s Geraldo Rivera: I’m sorry for hoodie comment (local10.com)
- 8 Things You Didnât Know About Geraldo Rivera (huffingtonpost.com)
- Geraldo Rivera apologizes for ‘very practical’ hoodie comments (thegrio.com)
- “Minorities who wear hoodies just asking to be shot,” says Geraldo Rivera. (preaprez.wordpress.com)
- Geraldo Rivera: Hoodie ‘allowed’ Zimmerman to kill Martin (kaystreet.wordpress.com)
- Geraldo Rivera Apologizes To Trayvon Martin’s Parents For Hoodie Comments (mediaite.com)
- “A Pre-Meditated Drive-By”: Geraldo Rivera’s Self-Inflicted Wound (mykeystrokes.com)
- Beyond The 2nd Amendment (policyconsidered.wordpress.com)
- Trayvon Martin shot in Cold Blood and Geraldo said it’s the hoody’s fault (kenyatta2009.wordpress.com)
- Geraldo Doubles Down On The Factor: ‘Parents, Don’t Let Your Kids Go Out Wearing These Damn Hoodies’ (mediaite.com)
- The Hooded Sweathshirt Becomes Unlikely Target (npr.org)
- Ann Coulter compares Zimmerman critics to ‘lynch mob’ and ‘KKK’ (AUDIO) (thegrio.com)
- Russell Simmons On Geraldo Rivera: ‘Your Apology Is Bull – !’ (perezhilton.com)
- Geraldo Rivera apologizes for Trayvon Martin comments (ctv.ca)