A Trick Question for My Readers, and my foray into Homelessness (That Picture is actually)


I got old ripped clothes sweats & busted shoes wrapped some parts of my get-up with duct tape to try my hand at homelessness. I even found an old cart with 2 out 4 wheel and I wrote this sign. Of course Hilarity ensued when I went outside at night

I’ve always had no regard for conventions since I was a little kid. I just didn’t really give a shit, I tried to but much like Donovan Bailey was a horrible failure. I’d rather be alone than be someone else’s image of what I should be. Of course, as you can imagine, I was alone for a while lol. Anyways, my attitude made dating back in the day before facebook and twitter really interesting given that I seemed to attract the most criminally insane of women.

I was talking to a female friend of mind [btw I never dogged her out & sent her home to her vapid existence of a life and decided to become friends as a shield from the quotidian ennui]. And the question came up

In terms of Gender, i.e Between those with out-ies (males) and those with innies(female):

Who is more forgiving of personal idiosyncrasies. Or another way to say it, who will stick around longer to get to really know a mutha-fucka?

After some back and forth banter I closed down the shop with my final answer and left her reeling and to quote from HamletBlasted with ecstasy” as if I did dogged her out, pass her napkins & then sent her home to her vapid existence of a life. So I pose the question to you dear readers Leave comments or Hit me up on Twitter(@MrMaryMuthafing), Ill show you my tweets if you show me yours.

By the way here is my favorite piece from Hamlet:

By Gis and by Saint Charity,
  Alack, and fie, for shame!………………..
 Young men will do ’t, if they come to ’t.
  By Cock, they are to blame.

Gis here ironically is a substitute for Jesus and Cock Is a substitute for God which is what I have told girls during, Im guess the hollering during represents the Holy Ghost. #THEHOLYFUCKINGTRIFECTA

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6 comments

  1. I don’t know if there is a straight answer to this. I watch my sister date and she’s dropped dudes who were good on paper (eg. Pilot, makes good money, wants to get married and own a cottage and a home in the city, does the dishes after dinner) because the dude was mean to waitresses and sometimes was a dick to his friends. That may seem odd but it irked her and those are her reasons. I’m her identical twin sister and I don’t know if I would’ve got rid of him for the same reasons (but who is to say I would’ve dated him in the first place). Who is more forgiving of idiosyncrasies? Forgiving and patient people, regardless of gender. I guess my point is that if identical twins have different tolerance levels for idiosyncrasies, there’s very little hope of figuring it between the genders.

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  2. Interesting question, but I think the answer is totally conditional to the personality of the individual as well as to their current situation. For example, in my current state as a single hopeless romantic, approaching a person I am attracted to is different from approaching other strangers. Like a dogged man, I too feel excitement when I meet a new guy because the prospects of a new relationship, or even a one night stand, gives me butterflies! Sounds a bit crazy, but when you’ve been single for 2 years like moi (OH MY GOSH IT HAS BEEN SO LONG), I think I’d spend just a tad more time getting to know the idiosyncrasies of a male mutha-fucka, and an attractive one at that, than a female. Because who knows? It might just bloom into some kind of Cherry tree like at your old workplace.

    To sum that all up, I think regardless of gender, one will take more time getting to know someone they are attracted to. But that’s the answer I have for you now as a single gal in her 20-somethings itchin’ for some lovin’. That response will probably change once I get some lovin’.

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    • Lil Homey,

      Beautiful and honest answer just like yourself, really awesome to hear from ya. I totally agree that there are many other factors other than gender that play into it. I think ultimately its a case by case sorta of thing. It was an interesting question I figured I would ask and it set me up like good third base action to finish, in the following post 🙂

      Hope you are well homey
      Dave

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    • Lil Homey,

      Beautiful and honest answer just like yourself, really awesome to hear from ya. I totally agree that there are many other factors other than gender that play into it. I think ultimately its a case by case sorta of thing. It was an interesting question I figured I would ask and it set me up like good third base action to finish, in the following post 🙂

      Hope you are well homey
      Dave

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