If there is one thing I hate about articles on parenting. They’re suffused with liberal bias and purposefully misappropriate facts in service of their ulterior motives. Today I am going to tell you about a unique case of situational irony that exposed the media’s liberal agenda to destroy the solid values that so many brave Americans have died to protect, mostly succumbing to being abandoned to the cold city streets when they return from war.
Exposing the Liberal Agenda
Phil Giannotti a writer for NJ.com recently penned an article talking about a so called lapse of judgement perpetrated by the people at the Read Across America program. This program for those of you who are unaware features teachers, teenagers, librarians, politicians, actors, athletes, parents, grandparents and a mysterious group only known as “Others” that come together to promote literacy and make reading exciting to children. I expected Mr Giannotti would point out how fascist making everyone learn how to read, would be, but was mistaken. I was shocked to read how some parents are making noise over former porn star Sasha Grey’s reading to children at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, CA last week.
Let me give you first Ms Grey’s words straight from the well-worn mouth of Ms Grey.
“Read Across America’ is a program that was designed to promote literacy and instill a lifelong love of reading in elementary school students,” she said. “Promoting education is an effort that is close to my heart. Illiteracy contributes to poverty; encouraging children to pick up a book is fundamental. I believe education is a universal right. I committed to this program with the understanding that people would have their own opinions about what I have done, who I am and what I represent.”
Getting Down to (or on) the Meat & two Veg of the Issue
My issue with famed hater Mr. Giannotti is that he stipulates that celebrities are not heroes because they make millions of dollars and inhabit a superficial world that many of us will never experience. Rather they inspire in us envy and gossip. According to this stolid hater:” these days the word “celebrity” is undermined by people like Snooki, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, the Kardashians and Doug Hutchison and his child-bride Courtney Stodden. These people are only celebrities thanks to our undeserved attention.”
Firstly I have yet to see a celebrity loosed morals or not, deserve our attention. Secondly these celebrities are proof that the American Dream is still a vibrant dream pined for by a society replete with people anesthesized just enough to work blindly to fill the oligarchical coffers of the rich wealth, but not be sufficiently awakened about how hard they’re being screwed.
Impact-connoisseur Sasha Grey stands for everything right in America. Like the American flag, she too, after hours hoisted atop a pole worked hard till she was often visibly red, white and blue. Her work ethic was second to none in that even her fellow colleagues have gone on record as to how she would frequently work past the point of exhaustion often seeing stars and stripes while plugging away till days end, literally.
Without the numerous cookie cutter celebrities to distract us from the issues at hand, how are we going to stomach our own foreign policy gaffes, social inequalities, the institutionalized slavery of the prison system, the entrenched medical apartheid in this country to name a few thing things that need our passing attention? As long as our heads are in sand we are safe.
Those of you against, hard work, and climbing to the top literally and physically can’t be too mad at Ms Grey. Known
jezebel minx floozy tramp w ench whore bimbo Kim Kardashian (Check out my article on her and social mobility) after her pornographic exploits was given a show or two, and appeared on Dancing with the Stars (a privileged reserved for only America’s most loved). Ultimately Ms. Grey’s only mistake was that of timing in that she expected the public’s collective hypocrisy to last long enough for her to thrust promote her fascist agenda of literacy for everyone. Luckily our tenacity at finding ways to hide from the truth, tore her agenda a new one a feeling I’m sure she is no stranger to.
- Sasha Grey to critics: Porn past doesn’t mean I’m bad for kids (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
- Sasha Grey reading children’s books (adroedgirls.com)
- Follow Up of the Day: Sasha Grey Speaks (tease.thedailywh.at)
- Report Of Porn Star Sasha Grey Reading To Schoolchildren (wtf.videosift.com)
- Cue Outrage: Porn Star Sasha Grey Fights For Her Right To Read To First Graders (mediaite.com)
- Parents Complains after Former Porn Star Sasha Grey Reads to School Kids (blippitt.com)
- Sasha Grey Vows To Continue Reading To Children (lezgetreal.com)
- That’s Your First Grade Teacher: Sasha Grey (videogum.com)
- Sasha Grey read to an elementary school (wwtdd.com)
- Sasha Grey, Literacy Advocate: What Are We So Afraid Of? (laist.com)
- “Don’t be a Hypocrite!” – Says the Hypocrite (imskindeep.wordpress.com)
- Porn Star Sasha Grey is Reading Across America, Parents Aren’t Happy (inquisitr.com)
- Sasha Grey Vows To Continue Reading To Children (pinkbananaworld.com)
- Porn Star Sasha Grey Defends Reading To Elementary School Kids (businessinsider.com)
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Your sarcasm is outrageous(ly hilarious)! I say, POWER TO SASHA GREY if she truly believes that education is a universal right. I’m all with you sister, porn star or not!
Took me several scrolls to notice there were actual words with those pics, but once I did, loved the point and opine. A fan as always…
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Ms. Grey, although a bit small 4 my usual tastes, can read the muthafuckin phone book to me if she so desired.
I chuckled when I read this, I’ve just posted a poem by Roald Dahl called Television about lack of imagination… When does someone else’s life become more interesting than your own? Great blog, thanks!
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Why don’t parents find something else to bitch about! I say good for you Sasha, some people think ur in porn for life… how stupid is that.
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