Due to pieces like the one I wrote before Hot off the Presses: Manny Pacquiao unloads over Barack Obama Gay Porn Style Manny Pacquiao was forced to reveal in public his inner bitch. Hot off the Presses Pacquiao was banned from a popular Hollywood shopping mall after the article was publicized Tuesday, and an online … Continue reading »
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TMI: Most Embarrasing Night
The TMI Blog Award honors those blogs that discuss everything in detail and do it well. These bloggers aren’t afraid to discuss their most awkward, embarrassing and intimate experiences with honesty, humor and little to no filter. The Rules Thank the person who presented you with the award. Link back to the blogger who presented … Continue reading »
My Favorite Bloggers As Songs I hear or listen too: TheSandyTongue
You might not be able to tell from my skin color but I love to sing. If you were able to discern such a personal tidbit of information you might be a fan of Mariah Carey. The post Tommy Mattola, Mariah who ate massive quantities of fried chicken, turning black chairs upside down to ride … Continue reading »
MrMary Answers a serious Question on Dick Clarke posted on TheSandyTongue Blog
The Drug of Entertainment “Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays cosily tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to time, death is suddenly there, unintelligibly.” ― Jean Baudrillard, Cool Memories One of the ramification of … Continue reading »
A Deconstructed Date in Response to TheSandyTongue’s The First Honest Dating Profile(NSFW)
“Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horrorshow. The earth is swarmed with them.” – Bukowski I’ve been called many things crazy, out of control, etc but boring was never one of them. The Sandy tongue posted what I consider the funniest thing I read so far all … Continue reading »
Rhinos, Method Acting & Bludgeoning in Search of Masculinity but not like that
Method Acting You all know that I love method acting, especially when it comes to playing the more visceral roles, specifically those of animals that can serve as clear, obvious phallic references. I really had gotten into Stanislavski when I walked in on my parents having coffee from a deep drunken dark rum-induced slumber, a bit more … Continue reading »
Thinking out loud for a lil bit
I got this nice comment the other day from Big Sexy, the author of TheSandyTongue. It became the inspiration for this rambling post. Thanks to all of you who read my non-sense and leave comments. Special shout out to Big Sexy – next time I’m in Florida we’re getting plastered, drinks on me Although we … Continue reading »
Any life is made up of a single moment
Any life is made up of a single moment, the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is. Jorge Luis Borges This quote came to mind when I read on TheSandyTongue BigSexy’s(the author of that blog) first experience of death. It was a very moving and touching experience and … Continue reading »
Counting the Tanks at the Vatican: The Circus of Life by TheSandyTongue & MrMary
We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.” ―Charles Bukowski _________________ The Sandy Tongue speaks Something that has always intrigued me about brilliant people is that often their … Continue reading »
Counting Tanks at the Vatican: TheSandyTongue & MrMary Team-up to put a boot in ya Ass
“So everything is necessary. Every least thing. This is the hard lesson. Nothing can be dispensed with. Nothing despised. Because the seams are hid from us, you see. The joinery. The way in which the world is made. We have no way to know what could be taken away. What omitted. We have no way … Continue reading »