If I told you that Former porn star Jenna Jameson crashed into a pole what would be the first thing you would think. If You are like me,you may say Her throat probably has the look and or texture of the asphalt outside the Holland Tunnel – worn and cracked from use ( that nothing … Continue reading »
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Question for my Female Readership: Why is this Bitch Trying to Kill You ?
I was walking around Manhattan yesterday, a few places actually: Alphabet City, Union Square, Upper West Side and I managed to hear some funny conversation but the one theme, the on thing I heard over and over again, irregardless of race, creed, age and sexual orientation was: THIS BITCH IS TRYING TO KILL ME It … Continue reading »
Hot off the Presses: Manny Pacquiao unloads over Barack Obama Gay Porn Style
Yahoo Sports News Correspondant Kevin Iole, one of my favorite level-head sports writers wrote an article. It was ok but now as good as what I am about to say right here, in this post, on this rainy soggy, crowded crotch smelling subway cart day in New York City. So here I go. Manny Pacquiao … Continue reading »
James Joyce, Samuel Beckett, & an Offensive Convo with an Old Classmate
“The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in … Continue reading »
How to Live with yourself when the Shoe is On the Other Foot
I am an undercover spy, however I am in a league of my own. What do I mean by this. Well for starters I am first generation here in America my family is from a place with a lot of minorities, though on my delusional players card, I am from ‘ya momma’s house’ . I … Continue reading »
When Irony strikes Hypocrisy Emerges: Real people, real heroes, and our illiterate children
If there is one thing I hate about articles on parenting, it’s that they are suffused with liberal bias and that they misappropriate facts as fodder for their ulterior motives. Today I am going to tell you about a unique case of situational irony that exposed the liberal agenda to destroy the solid values that … Continue reading »