I met and came across a lot of really cool bloggers recently. I’ve been kind of busy being a boss drinking malt liquor and getting under-age girls pregnant without though of helping them later in anyway shape or form, you know regular black people stuff according to the statistics my Irish classmate who lives on … Continue reading »
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Could Slap this person to get 5-10 years back, and the speech every man gives his son
Thursday Brian Bank’s rape conviction was dismissed. His accuser, who last year sent Banks a message on Facebook suggesting that they “let bygones be bygones,” had been videotaped saying she lied about being raped. Wanetta Gibson’s previous statements to police about the alleged 2002 incident had been the only evidence against Banks — there was no … Continue reading »
I dont mean to make fun of someone’s Pain but….
If I told you that Former porn star Jenna Jameson crashed into a pole what would be the first thing you would think. If You are like me,you may say Her throat probably has the look and or texture of the asphalt outside the Holland Tunnel – worn and cracked from use ( that nothing … Continue reading »
Question for my Female Readership: Why is this Bitch Trying to Kill You ?
I was walking around Manhattan yesterday, a few places actually: Alphabet City, Union Square, Upper West Side and I managed to hear some funny conversation but the one theme, the on thing I heard over and over again, irregardless of race, creed, age and sexual orientation was: THIS BITCH IS TRYING TO KILL ME It … Continue reading »
There is a New Japanese Hot Dog Eating CHampion in NYC
Takeru Kobayashi is a Japanese competitive eater. He held the world record for hot dog eating for nearly six years, and holds several other eating records, including four Guinness Records for hot dogs, meatballs, Twinkies, hamburgers, and pasta. Well though he hasnt competed in the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating Contest for 3 year fellow Japanese … Continue reading »
According to the NY Times , African-American women enjoy being overweight
As a Black Man the first serious life lesson I learned was that Malt Liquor in hard times does something, aside from make me apathetic to the struggles of the day, was really economical. For $2 or less I could get 40 oz of St Ides or Old English. I second thing I learned was … Continue reading »
From Vito’s Mouth to God’s Ear.
Disclaimer: The views expressed here by the character of Vito Whose name has been changed for his protection are not Necessarily those of MrMary, No offence is meant to any woman in actuality there were females in our crew. Parental and user Discretion is advised College was a unique time for me I was … Continue reading »
I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library – Jorge Luis Borges (my fav writer) My family had little to no other family here and both my parents worked. When they couldn’t pay for any type of after-school programs I had to take my sister to the central library which was equi-distant between … Continue reading »
Hot off the Presses: Manny Pacquiao unloads over Barack Obama Gay Porn Style
Yahoo Sports News Correspondant Kevin Iole, one of my favorite level-head sports writers wrote an article. It was ok but now as good as what I am about to say right here, in this post, on this rainy soggy, crowded crotch smelling subway cart day in New York City. So here I go. Manny Pacquiao … Continue reading »
James Joyce, Samuel Beckett, & an Offensive Convo with an Old Classmate
“The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in … Continue reading »
Thinking out loud for a lil bit
I got this nice comment the other day from Big Sexy, the author of TheSandyTongue. It became the inspiration for this rambling post. Thanks to all of you who read my non-sense and leave comments. Special shout out to Big Sexy – next time I’m in Florida we’re getting plastered, drinks on me Although we … Continue reading »
Celebrating Women today & for the rest of the Month of March
To day is international Woman’s day and as someone with access to but anatomically without a vagina I want to join in the festivities (‘deep’ within the festivities). This is important to me, especially as someone who loves women, especially from the back (doggy not skatalogically like the ancient Greeks – unless you don’t mind … Continue reading »