Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. ~ Oscar Wilde _____ Dearest Porcelain Throne, I know I since giving up the beer and meat diet that got me through college, our relationship hasn’t been the same. Normally when we met in the past I was … Continue reading »
My buddy MrPapiChulo, author of the blog Mooselicker informed me that “Freshly Pressed has a 400 word post about yogurt selection as one of the top “Humor” posts today” This is a parody of that post. _____ Judging from the used prophylactics littering the area near the dumpster by the back entrance of the Supermarket, … Continue reading »
10 Things I Wont Do in 2012 Nut Huggers – Been trying for babies 10 years now and no Success Support Womans Rights by Mailing in a Check. No more awkward Fund Raising Dinners VOTE for anything Unless Alicia Keys comes back to my house to fix the black keys on my Piano I wont … Continue reading »
As part of my continue assault on WordPress‘ Freshly Press over enthusiastic , painfully squeezed out Bullshit. I offer your my dear readers this post you are Reading now: 2011 My Year of Bullshit Photography. If You aren’t aware I have been on a campaign against Wordpress’s Freshly pressed. Today I am attacking a time honored practice of pleonastically putting up photography blog. I … Continue reading »
I was really impressed that I didn’t get an award for my blog before I started. I kind of thought that there was so much hype in my mind that like President Obama I would get the equivalent of a Nobel peace Prize, for showing up. But that wasn’t the case! Yea I know wtf … Continue reading »
With comedy I can search for the profound. Dario Fo Let’s get right into it: [1] Everyone read the same manual on producing bullshit lists which appear most frequent during the Holiday. These lists are popular because they exploit our shallowness, insecurity, and pourous self image. There are more often than not 5 reasons, or … Continue reading »
In a past posting entitled Why WordPress’s Freshly Pressed Is a Sham – Exposing the dreamworld we believe to be real. I took on the task of channeling my inner David Icke and deconstructed the surreptitious invectives of social networking and blogging platform WordPress and exposed their solipsistic bias. WordPress’ Freshly Pressed is the tangible representation of a horrible attempt to create … Continue reading »
