(indiscriminate talking about nothing) Intro MrMary-ly: I’m a Christian Gentleman or have u forgotten Ms. SexyTime: at times i cant’ remember if I wiped myself this morning so I’ll take your word for it MrMary-ly: man, if that’s the case it’s best not to wear thongs then ? Ms. SexyTime: I wouldn’t know lol Ladies’ Undergarments, Boner Killing … Continue reading »
This articles continues off from this one According to my non personally dogged- out female friends generally speaking , most men do not want to look past the possibility of sexual activity to really get to know a women. Supposedly like the Lycans in the Underworld series of movies, at heart we (men) are rabid dogs that … Continue reading »
I sat down with two friend and I told them I was celebrating women on my blog this month. I then proceeded to ask for some ideas: the following hilarity ensued. Conv 1: Why don’t you talk about what you like in a woman MrMary: Too easy – I love women with english bull dogs as … Continue reading »
One of MrMary’s favorite Songs Yes I’m the great pretender Just laughin’ and gay like a clown I seem to be what I’m not, you see Many times during the course of my college career, I thought of dropping out. I dislike being modeled after some fictitious bullshit image of what I am supposed to be/look like/ in order … Continue reading »
I got a responce to my post on how not to propose to a women. The person asked me “Wtf is wrong with you ‘MrMary’s real name’?”, not just in terms of proposing dead black out drunk, and my contempt for institutions. So i thought I would think outloud and share the fruits of such … Continue reading »
In my prior post I promised to do something to celebrate women in the month of March. So far I let my class out early, I ate some pie without hands/forks/decency. Did you know eating sour cherry pie like that works both the Genioglossus and Styloglossus muscle. This is actually true, I did have sour … Continue reading »
To day is international Woman’s day and as someone with access to but anatomically without a vagina I want to join in the festivities (‘deep’ within the festivities). This is important to me, especially as someone who loves women, especially from the back (doggy not skatalogically like the ancient Greeks – unless you don’t mind … Continue reading »
I quote the following from my old Student Handbook of the Catholic All Boys Prep School I went too. An essential part of [our] mission is to develop the spiritual and moral aspects of our young men. Thus, the Campus Ministry Team plays an integral part of our student’s growth as young Christian gentlemen. As … Continue reading »
Soundtrack This is my 100th post and I must say that writing this blog has been quite fun, and instead of telling you how much I appreciate all your comments and likes or letting you know what 10 or twenty things I am going to do next I will do something better and instead tell … Continue reading »
There is some kiss we want with our whole lives, the touch of Spirit on the body. Seawater begs the pearl to break its shell. And the lily, how passionately it needs some wild Darling! At night, I open the window and ask the moon to come and press its face into mine. Breathe into … Continue reading »
“I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps little photographs of.” ― Charles Bukowski, Love is a Dog from Hell __________________ Waking up this morning was unusually pleasurable despite the core-muscle tightness and fatigue for only sleeping 3 hours and change. It wasn’t until, a few moments … Continue reading »
As a child I knew something was up with Valentines day when I saw guys giving the object of their affection slowly dying gifts (flowers). Don’t be fooled, this logic doesn’t work on other special days. There are usually a few times out of the year where a woman wants sex without the negotiating and … Continue reading »
