As a Black Man the first serious life lesson I learned was that Malt Liquor in hard times does something, aside from make me apathetic to the struggles of the day, was really economical. For $2 or less I could get 40 oz of St Ides or Old English. I second thing I learned was … Continue reading »
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The Blurred line between being famous and Infamous (A preview of a coming Series)
It’s taken a few years but we have eradicated the prefix IN in Infamous. Now one can be famous for doing public ally what in my parents day would have been considered infamous. Case and Point: (What I liked about this plan was of course that it applies for any gender race or economic status, … Continue reading »
An off, toned down convo with another friend and I
This is pretty much verbatim a convo I had awith a friend . The insults here are not meant to target anyone just to pick at and annoy my friend and vice versa. There were no human beings harmed in this convo _________________ Hey Man What’s good homey Same ole same ole, ….. you know … Continue reading »
Im Obese – If you guess how Heavy I am in these pictures you win a prize
(This started out as a joke between myself and this incandescent blogger. We were talking about thanksgiving and how all my eating will turn me into an even fatter fuck than I am now) When I first came home a on my bday almost about a year ago, my mother said I looked 9 months … Continue reading »
Whorehouses, A twist of Fate, Being a Professor, and the Drawings of Toulouse Lautrec
By an odd twist of fate I was teaching this semester in the same room that I took my first college level biology class. It was the last class of the semester and I was kind of sad. I have gotten to know all my seven students and they were a good bunch of people. … Continue reading »
The Dude Known as DayTime Porn & My Experience at the job
I have noticed something in NYC, a trend if you will that I have seen in about 70 – 80% of office and commercial buildings namely security detailed is populated by black dudes of which there is always a Haitian/ Jamaican/ Trini. One of these dudes got these shiny waves on his dome like spent … Continue reading »
Someone One-upped me in my Analysis of the North Carolina ban on SSM
I was so closed in my two Part Analysis. I felt that for a bunch of people who have no qualms about fucking their sisters/brothers/ family members I am shocked that they would be so against SSM (same-sex marriage). One person went one step further: My Initial Reaction (In MY head) 1st thought What did … Continue reading »
My Favorite Bloggers As Songs I hear or listen too: TheSandyTongue
You might not be able to tell from my skin color but I love to sing. If you were able to discern such a personal tidbit of information you might be a fan of Mariah Carey. The post Tommy Mattola, Mariah who ate massive quantities of fried chicken, turning black chairs upside down to ride … Continue reading »
To be a kid again, Random BS, A Michael Jackson Crotch grab and Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57
“To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose. People don’t deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them. To hell with them!” ― Louis-Ferdinand Céline [This following post may not make any sense] I read a bad ass post by the … Continue reading »
A Deconstructed Date in Response to TheSandyTongue’s The First Honest Dating Profile(NSFW)
“Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horrorshow. The earth is swarmed with them.” – Bukowski I’ve been called many things crazy, out of control, etc but boring was never one of them. The Sandy tongue posted what I consider the funniest thing I read so far all … Continue reading »
Celebrating Women: Talking With my old Friend Ms. SexyTime (2/3)
(indiscriminate talking about nothing) Intro MrMary-ly: I’m a Christian Gentleman or have u forgotten Ms. SexyTime: at times i cant’ remember if I wiped myself this morning so I’ll take your word for it MrMary-ly: man, if that’s the case it’s best not to wear thongs then ? Ms. SexyTime: I wouldn’t know lol Ladies’ Undergarments, Boner Killing … Continue reading »
Bitterly Pressed: Notes on the Toilet After a day as a Vegan
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. ~ Oscar Wilde _____ Dearest Porcelain Throne, I know I since giving up the beer and meat diet that got me through college, our relationship hasn’t been the same. Normally when we met in the past I was … Continue reading »