I thought that with my Thanksgiving‘s Day post: This Thanksgiving I am Thanking All you Readers for Indulging me it would be the last I would hear or write about dry humping people.
Whenever I was in the mood for intimacy I would dry hump my ex-gf and make loud animal noises like the National Geographic Channel was doing another one of their documentaries. The first few times it was funny, it was cute and almost charming. After a while it became childish, vulgar, and intolerable. Especially when I started to do it all the time and at a Duane Reade (a pharmacy).
But thanks to Daan, author of the blog I FKKN ROK I will be dry humping a few blogs. Let me explain:
Daan had a stunning epiphany that Blogs need love too AND they’re humpable. This holiday season in a tremendous show of vigor, and sexual athleticism he has chosen 9 blogs to hump into submission one of which is this blog ASpoonfulOfSuga.
So first thanks to Daan, for being a gentleman and letting me know of his intentions first, giving me enough time to trim and clean-up all the hairy comments and make things a lil more presentable.
So here are the Blog I will be dry Humping this holiday season.
- DuhMerica He is one of the most honest and straightforward people I know. I collaborated with him once, and it was so good it warranted some Holiday Humping
- Blogdramedy She came up with the idea of Blogfestivus and its been fun participating. Plus she rocks sunglasses like no one else I’ve seen in recent times. She is also funny and very witty
- Just Another Canadian Gurl What’s not to like about this other Canadian girl. She’s funny, and is one of the few people that looks cool with both short and long hair. If your nice she’ll give you greats tips for taking care of your teeth
- javaj240 I was hooked when I read her about page. We have similar humor and we both like to read or have affairs with books. An she writes to exorcise her demons. I love a blogger/women with demons, and you will too, check her out
- AliceAtWonderLand She is funny and witty and her blog has this cool phantasmagoric feel to it. She personal also advocates the pressing of her big red button, which means to be dry humping is tolerated nad appreciated especially before button pressing or mashing. I havent asked yet.
- fixitordeal I came across this blogger doing the blog festivus thing, she is funny and really positive person. She made me rethink my cantakerousness and bitterness at life with her culled for your enjoyment section of her blog
- SoIWentUnderCover She is all kinds of awesome. She pays me compliments and as a result I feel like buying her stuff and saying yes. But she hasn’t cashed that in yet.
- Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher She is really interesting person. I like hearing what she has to say. She loves language, Charles Bukowski and of herself has said and I quote: ” I do use my tongue prettier than a $20 whore!”
- Lady From Manilla – She is really really nice, sweet and sincere, I dare you to read her November Babe Musings and disagree with me
I will be featuring these blogs and bloggers on my blog unless they do not want me too for the next few weeks. If you are not following them you’re missing out.
Who/what will you be humping this holiday-season?
Daan was so right in saying you’re a genius who’s seriously educated. That’s why I’m hooked on this blog. You deserve all the attention you’ve been getting.
Thank you for the compliment, MrMary. As a fan of yours, it means a lot to me.
LikeLike
Nothing like a good dry hump… it’s been a while… Thanks!!!!
LikeLike
I think dry humping is the best form of humping! And thank you, Suga, for taking my idea and spreading my holiday
cheerhumping!I might hop over to these blogs, for a good old DDH (Double Dry Hump)
Make it interesting, what do you think?
LikeLike
What would a 3some dry hump be called,,,a triumph!!!! hahaha,,,I kill myself!!
LikeLike
ur so witty 🙂 I like that being witty looks good on ya
LikeLike
The double team dry humping begins tomorrow Im done my semester 🙂
LikeLike
Omg! What can I ask you to do? Am I limited in what I can ask? If I promise to bail you out and pay for your lawyer would you do that one thing? Just kidding. I am so honored, Dave. You say all the right things. Sorry I haven’t checked my email. My functioning is erratic right now. I will check it today.
LikeLike
kidding about bail or about asking ? I always pegged you for the adventurous type 😉
LikeLike
I am adventurous and impetuous by nature… but I am a commitment-phobe now and I have serious trust issues. Some heart-breaks don’t heal. :S
LikeLike
Joking aside, I don’t really trust people much myself w/ anything personal. I have a habit of keeping people at bay with the laughter and jokes and vague phrases. I dunno if things ever heal
LikeLike
I wanted to say that I would be Dry Humping your blog Dave,,,except,,,ummm well,,,your a lovely shade of cocoa,,,and I saw your hands,,,,I don’t want to be hurt.
Also,,,have you seen my track record lately on dating,,,,yah,,,,I kind of attract psycho, pedophiles.
Thanks for adding me to the dry hump list,,,,maybe some small white boy will take pity on me 🙂
I will make a list while i’m sippping a big industrial glass of vino later this afternoon, of who my dream dry hump bloggers would be!
Cheers.
LikeLike
Flattery, especially this kind is worthy of an award!!!!
Industrial glass of vino how big is that ? it sounds good right about now 😀
LikeLike