I thought that with my Thanksgiving‘s Day post: This Thanksgiving I am Thanking All you Readers for Indulging me  it would be the last I would hear or write about dry humping people.

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Whenever I was in the mood for intimacy I would dry hump  my ex-gf and make loud animal noises like the National Geographic Channel was doing another one of their documentaries. The first few times it was funny, it was cute and almost charming. After a while it became childish, vulgar, and intolerable. Especially when I started to do it all the time and at a Duane Reade (a pharmacy).

But thanks to Daan, author of the blog I FKKN ROK  I will be dry humping a few blogs. Let me explain:

Daan had a stunning epiphany that Blogs need love too AND they’re humpable. This holiday season in a tremendous show of vigor, and sexual athleticism he has chosen 9 blogs to hump into submission one of which is this blog ASpoonfulOfSuga.

So first thanks to Daan, for being a gentleman and letting me know of his intentions first, giving me enough time to trim and clean-up all the hairy comments  and make things a lil more presentable.

So here are the Blog I will be dry Humping  this holiday season.

  1. DuhMerica   He is one of the most honest and straightforward people I know.  I collaborated with him once, and it was so good it warranted some Holiday Humping
  2. Blogdramedy  She came up with the idea of Blogfestivus and its been fun participating. Plus she rocks sunglasses like no one else I’ve seen in recent times. She is also funny and very witty
  3. Just Another Canadian Gurl  What’s not to like about this other Canadian girl. She’s funny, and is one of the few people that looks cool with both short and long hair. If your nice she’ll give you greats tips for taking care of your teeth
  4. javaj240   I was hooked when I read her about page. We have similar humor and we both like to read or have affairs with books. An she writes to exorcise her demons. I love a blogger/women with demons, and you will too, check her out
  5. AliceAtWonderLand    She is funny and witty and her blog has this cool phantasmagoric feel to it. She personal also advocates the pressing of her big red button, which means to be dry humping is tolerated nad appreciated especially before button  pressing or mashing. I havent asked yet.
  6. fixitordeal  I came across this blogger doing the blog festivus thing, she is funny and really positive person. She made me rethink my cantakerousness and bitterness at life with her culled for your enjoyment section of her blog
  7. SoIWentUnderCover  She is all kinds of awesome.  She pays me compliments and as a result I feel like buying her stuff and saying yes. But she hasn’t cashed that in yet.
  8. Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher She is really interesting person. I like hearing what she has to say. She loves language, Charles Bukowski and of herself has said and I quote: ” I do use my tongue prettier than a $20 whore!”
  9. Lady From ManillaShe is really really nice, sweet and sincere, I dare you to read her November Babe Musings  and disagree with me

I will be featuring these blogs and bloggers on my blog unless they do not want me too  for the next few weeks.  If you are not following them you’re missing out.

Who/what will you be humping this holiday-season?