Back for more? It’s ok I still got that suga you came here for, that suga you need, but only a spoonful at a time ‘cuz a mouthful would just be wrong
Day 3
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Dancer you first, then Prancer
If you were a non-magical Negro what would you do ?
I’d be a hand model, let the world know what the Ebony experience is all about
How can you translate that passion to the here and now
As we are unaffected by the recession it’ll be easy to find plenty of hand-jobs.
It’s that easy. Y’all have passions; unique likes that make you who you are. We’ll find what they are and make them work for you. Let’s start with you Vixen.
Vixen, If you were a regular non-magical Negro, reindeer sorry, what would you do? … Don’t know ? …. Hmmm I think your problem is your name.
What do I mean?
Ok….. If I was named Sinbad, I could only be a bullshit comedian or a sailor. As a boy I never wanted a
semenseaman-filled future. Who wants to be a slave to the Sea, that heartless maiden, always tossing guys off… their boats that is, forcing them deeper still into her damp locker.Back in the Netherlands no one would take you seriously named Vixen. Everyone would think you’re sexually promiscuous and from the leather straps, muzzles and heavy breathing also a
dikedyke. That sets you up for many problems. First of all, every little boy who didn’t understand what homophones were would try to put his finger in you to stop the leaking.See where I’m going with this ?
Remember the story of the little dutch boy who saved Holland ?
Stayed tuned for more tomorrow
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Are you dutch?
Hey Daan,
No im not Dutch why ?
I don’t know, you know so many things about Dutch people. I mean, the story about the boy that put his finger in the dam. How’d you know?
I’m Dutch, that’s why I’m interested
I didnt have many friends for a long time and I just read a lot any and everything I could.
Also I have some co-workers who were Dutch and I like to tease them about colonialism, the Boer War and the fall of the Dutch east India company etc They in turn sometimes give me stroopwaffel and tell about a test for riding bicycles in the netherlands
lol
De boerenoorlog was in south-afrika, right? I’m not sure if I get my history correct…
It’s really cool, though, that you know so much about foreign cultures. I don’t come across that very often. We learn a lot of foreign history in high school, but that’s only because Holland used to have a lot of influence overseas, because of the Oost Indische Compagnie (East India Company).
Haha, so cool that you know about stroopwafels and stuff. You like them?
And yes, we do have a drivers-test at the end of elementary school for riding a bike.
First bike, then scooter, then car 
Daan,
Yeah the Boer War was in S. Africa. It’s sad America at some point used to be a place of great learning, now I imagine we are a mix of Sodom and Gomorrah, Paris in 1848 right before the revolution, and a rehab clinic for drug addicts. I like stroopwafels and Dutch girls. You cannot go wrong with those two one is business and other is pleasure , and Sunday they are interchangeable
if I ever get a chance to visit you got to tell me the in and outs of Rotterdam ad Utrecht
Haha, I don’t know much about Rotterdam, honestly, except that it got bombed in WWII, and I have been there twice in my life. Utrecht and Amsterdam I know from the palm of my hand. I Love Amsterdam. It’s the greatest city in the world.
Excellent, very close to the knuckle!
Loving it. 
Oh, Sarah! *groan*
And first one with the butt jokes. You’re taking this to a hole…sorry, whole, other level.
So deeply wrong. How did Vixen become the village bicycle?