You’re off the hook, Teletubbies — anti-gay groups have a new target. A Russian organization has asked prosecutors to investigate whether a milk carton from PepsiCo‘s Russian subsidiary promotes homosexuality to children. The People’s Council claims the Vesyoly Molochnik packaging, which shows cows frolicking under a rainbow, violates an anti-gay propaganda law passed earlier this year in St. Petersburg. We can’t really tell you if the cows are gay or not. We’re more concerned that the Chef Boyardee folks are going to be gunning to get rid of that smiling chef on the carton next. [Source]
MrMary Weighs In
How does promote homosexuality. Homosexuality isn’t a product or a choice. I could understand if there were instead of cows white and purple penises and someone was milking them into bottles yeah then maybe that would be too much but even that isn’t promoting homosexuality at most that would promote handjobs for white and purple penis that frolic to the bucolic rhythms of a simple life out in the fields and who doesn’t want to do that?
I Call Bullshit
According to what I read Russians are very homophobic. St Petersburg, which is deemed the cultural capital of Russia, the place where many famous gay people created our artistic heritage, entered into the 21st century’s hall of shame by drifting into medieval barbarity. The bill that was proposed in St Petersburg sets administrative fines for the propaganda of homosexuality, transsexuality and paedophilia but it does not explain what “propaganda” actually means.
I think this bill is a front for exploiting another minority group in the Soviet Union. Politicians use hatred and fear as always to get shit done. I’m not sure what is there to be scared about a gay person. At most when i was eat at a restaurant and a gay couple wrestled each other to the ground and the winner dry humped the loser I was a bit uncomfortable but not scared. I was also like I’m never ordering any dishes with chorizo again in the Village.
But let us keep in mind something: the banya. It’s a sauna you go in there guys with guys and girls with girls, in a towel you beat each other with big wet leafy branches of birch and go dip yourself in ice water or roll naked in the snow. So being gay is bad but there is no problem with basically this is a steamy circle jerk – MrMary calls bullshit