In a move sure to endear him to millions of women, a lovelorn Long Island millionaire has sued the matchmakers he hired to make him a match. Even though six different agencies set him up over the past 12 years with 250 women — including a Knicks dancer, surely the zenith of ambition for rich Long Island dudes — securities trader Larry Greenfield says they haven’t done enough to aid him in his search for “a woman who meets his exacting standards: beautiful, thin, smart, Jewish, a sense of humor and from New York — but not an ‘alpha.’” C’mon, ladies, he can’t be that bad. As he puts it, “I haven’t been to prison. It’s very frustrating.”
Mr Mary Weighs In
I have nothing against rich people. This guy is a cocksucker though. At no point did he say, maybe I am a douche bag. I notice with a lot of people including myself at times, that when they are facing or dealing with a problem they never ask what is it I am doing to contribute to this ?
Money really can’t buy you love — just ask this picky multimillionaire on Long Island. Lonely securities trader Larry Greenfield, 47, has plunked down more than $65,000 on high-end matchmaking services — all in the hopes of finding his ideal wife. After trying six different agencies over the past 12 years — and seeing 250 women — without success, the bachelor is blasting the expensive dating services as a “rip-off.” But the matchmakers are firing back, saying Greenfield wants women who are simply out of his league.
He spent $65,000 on high end match making services and went out with 250 women! 250 women. I cannot even name 250 distinct women I have met throughout the course of my life!!!!! The idea here is that the more I pay the better chances of my finding a wife which is bullshit. I think you can rely on a site to just introduce you to people , but if your an unrelenting cock sucker you cant blame them because after dropping $65,000 you still jerking off to pictures of money.
I would feel sorry for the women he ends up marrying, she will be deep down at the root of it, an acquirement, an acquisition. I spent money and I got this lady simply supply and demand. I would imagine he would lavish her with gifts to get her to live a certain life style .
Just my two cets