The muse has written a bad ass post check it out: Priorities (Twi-Hards Are MORONS)! Moments after reading it I found this video. in case it gets taken down let me summarize what it is about:
Summary of the Video
The Twi-hard community was dealt a devastating blow on Wednesday when Stewart, who plays Bella Cullen née Swan in “The Twilight Saga,” released a statement publicly acknowledging that she cheated on “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson with director Rupert Sanders. What looked like the perfect relationship — the pair had been dating offscreen for many years; remember those happyfaces! — ended in a fit of tears … Clark’s tears.
Taking a page out of Chris Crocker’s handbook, Clark — otherwise known as the Nutty Madam in the “Twilight” community — posted a video on YouTube with the following message: “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS KRISTEN?”
I wanted to comment and be mean but I sure Ricky Gervais will do a much better at it than I will. This Nutty madam is sounds British so that is his territory. I don’t mean that as a slight to Ricky, I love him in the Golden Globe and in stand up amazing subtlety and amazing delivery.
Wow, that’s the first inbred British person I’ve ever seen. Her reaction seems normal when you consider her oddly large forehead, Neanderthal-like sunken eye sockets and badly spaced teeth. Vampires are real, correct?????
Thanks for writing that. I wrote this post and it was horribly mean, then I scrapped it. My basic premise was that if she is the known and standout person in a community of people who gain pleasure from wallowing in a combo of sperm and their own feces then the video makes sense. She stands ready to inherit Susan Boyles hair fucking moth ball smelling cowl, and of course the honor of being a virgin well into her 50′s.
Reblogged this on the sandy tongue and commented:
These Twilight junkies are ridiculous. This is one of the funniest/saddest videos I’ve ever seen.