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Katie Holmes Returns To Catholic Church

Five years after revealing that she had started to study Scientology, Katie Holmes has officially returned to the Catholic faith, registering as a parishioner at the Church of St. Francis Xavier in New York City.

First Reaction

Roman Catholics are sometimes pretty bigoted. You know Scientology had to be really fucked up for some one to use Catholicism to usher themselves back into normalcy. I know this dude who was big time cocaine user. He was able to break his addiction by supplanting it with another addiction until he made it down to marijuana. In an ideal world Katie Holmes should have first become an extremist Jihadist, then an Episcopalian the ones that accepts gays and have women as bishops, and after being on a few gay pride floats settled down in agnosticism. But she went straight to Catholicism. WOW

Common Sense Second Reaction

The church, located on 16th Street between Fifth and Sixth Avenues, is known for inclusive thinking and its welcoming of many gay and lesbian Catholics.

I think being with Tom Cruise for so long qualified Ms Holmes as a Fag hag and  she wants all the  benefits without the lows, best thing, and ironic catholic church that accepts gays and lesbians and is officially anti child molestation. To be frank with you, this doesn’t sound like Catholicism to me. This is the coke Zero of Catholicism, no sugar no taste just darkness in a bottle.

An Odd Fact Involving Scientology

Serial Killer Charles Manson, one of the biggest lunatics in American history is actually precisely who we’d expect to be down on the ground with psychotic theories about aliens and immortal spirits. But here’ the kicker: Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people.

Source: Ten Secret Celebrity Scientologists | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_15893_ten-secret-celebrity-scientologists_p2.html#ixzz20HMoOe40

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