I saw a couple arguing at the train station. Midway through the ride they stopped arguing, the young lady extended her hand and he held it. A few stop later they left holding hands. This was touching to see, compare the normal fist fighting, pulled knives, naked or half naked homeless people and the plethora of suspect nonsense you see here.
This incident made me remember the best fight I ever got into relationship-wise. As I am sure you understand there are dangerous ramifications to being so awesome. Whipping out all the awesomeness out at once brings that uncomfortable first or second date scenario to mind. My solution is to conceal some of that awesome behind the guise of seemingly shyness, and send the nude pics before the first date – it worked once. Unfortunately I do such a good job some people forget and then I have to show them what’s up
I hate, absolutely hate arguing. I am very diplomatic and would rather work out a favorable solution for all parties involved benefits of the older brother, first born thing. So Ions ago when I was younger on the prowl I was dating this lady, after a few months one day the following conversation came up:
MrMary We have to talk
We dont argue, I am concerned because couples are supposed to argue
They are ?
Yeah, it’s like your too easy going?
Ok then How about we talk about your continually bad hair and makeup choices
You look like one of the back up dancers in a Cyndi Lauper video
I started singing off key: “We have no past we wont reach back, Keep with me forward all through the night”
She was pretty angry but wanted to laugh a little bit which made things worse for me and my laughter only made things worse. I was only joking after all but she took the joke hard. Of course a brief argument ensued but there was no hand offered afterwards