My Inspiration

I like living near places of worship because I get to see the best that humanity has to offer. I live down the block from a synagogue. Directly across the street there is an awesome Jewish restaurant where they sell the best smelling kabob and really awesome Israeli food – a heavenly cornucopia of smells.

Many families go their after temple, & some nights there is happening music and many pretty looking girls Normally I would, but there is a voice that tell me to go use the colored fountain elsewhere. To be honest it was a few voices of the young adults smoking outside which said:

Fuck that nigga

That nigga is Crazy

I checked all around me there was no hip hop song on. Dr Dre or Jay-Z were nowhere to be found. I panicked and went to Subway to get a $5 sub of the month. Whenever I am anxious or feeling socially awkward I go enjoy a $5 sub. Eating fresh is a mental & spiritual bowl movement – it cleans you (out of a better spent $5.) There the American born but curiously accented Bangladeshi sandwich professionals were in the midst of a conversation. I waited an eternity to order a Subway Club on honey oat bread (not toasted). I over heard the following words in their conversations

Fuck that nigga

That nigga is Crazy

I ignored it and went on my way outside though I saw something that made sense: a supped up Honda Civic filled with smoke and Blasting some hardcore 50 Cents. Yes it was great until the window were rolled down at the red light. As I was cross I saw the Ukrainian flag and two Ukrainian American lads singing along to the following words from on of my favorite tracks Poor Lil Rich

I was a poor nigga
Now I’m a rich nigga
Getting paper now you can’t tell me shit nigga
You can find me in the fo’ dot six nigga
In the backseat fondling ya bitch nigga

It was at this point that I knew that race relations in America needed to be revisited.

Poor Lil Rich (Interlude)

Why Am I the Best Choice to Address Issues in America

The reasoning is simple. We elected politicians we dont really trust to deliver on key issues, to important political positions. We for some reason get upset when they dont deliver though its expected. Given this games we are playing with the bestowal of authority I thought it be best to clearly state my incompetence first so there are no surprises when I don’t deliver. I wont tell you the things you know already but dont want to hear.

Also I am, because of my revitaligo, black at the moment. Im black enough to work a white color job but not black enough to make a mix tape. I have great insight into basketball and other sports., music and other things you stereotypical associate with minorities.

So get ready im about to pour the sweetness on ya and fix America!!

Mr Mary