Until the time where poverty, famine, riots and new diseases are laying waste to American society and I have to move to Canada my patriotism is unquestionable. It is unwavering because it has been built on a bedrock of historical ineducation, misinformation and general ignorance. Yet, despite all of this I find myself caring slightly more about Kim Kardasian than the Turkish government has about the Armenian Genocide. But from that space of meaningless concern, I can clearly see how Kim Kardashian has served as a primary example of why the USA is so great.
The New Face Of Social Mobility
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
While the many Americans who were already established here for a generation or two viewed the incoming waves of immigrants as wretched refuse, those immigrants coming here were subjected to a fair, non-violent, non-racially charged society as portrayed in the bowdlerized versions of history pumped out to the eager school-children of later generations historically far removed.
So now in today’s world where the growing do-nothingness of the american citizens are responsible for the ever widening gulf of rich and poor and all our social ills, upward mobility is as easy as swallowing – a cost efficient skill coincidentally we are born knowing- which for a lot of big business officials means less company money spent on training programs and hookers .
The New Face of American Social Mobility
What I am driving at is that this picture to the left is the new face of Social Mobility in America. It is pixilated, sexually suggestive, pleonastically littered with bodily fluids, illegal for children under the age of 18 to see, grows hairs on the palms of pubescent boys and is entirely useless in discussions of debt management, fiscal planing, education and healthcare.
A singular act of selfless throat clogging, recorded on video without intent to sell (though with a matching soundtrack and dense commentary) has propelled Ms Kim Kardashian into the heart of many Americans. Unfortunately due to already high levels of obesity and plaque formation this which under normal circumstances wouldn’t, has further deprived the collective ‘heart ‘Americans of a source of nourishment.
But there is silver lining to this horrible stain on America’s freshly ironed moral uniform depending on the camera angle. Those of you with young daughters, don’t have much to explain. Hard work, self-respect is unnecessary. Its much more profitable to be treated as a mere object. Submitting to the immoral excesses of the right person is all one needs to succeed in life. Forget that positive healthy self-image.
Thanks to Ms Kardashian we can be sure that our children and grand children will make use of TIVO to return to the time before we unleashed the rampant socio-cultural de-evolution on the failing society they will have inherited. (I think Last of the Mohicans, Unforgiven and Dr. Quinn Medicine woman would be a good place to start if my calculations are correct.)
So here is to Kim Kardashian! You have proved how great our country is. By debasing yourself as a woman to and appealing to the lowest common denominator, your have brought out the best in us and succeed without even having to swallow – your pride that is.
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“Submitting to the immoral excesses of the right person is all one needs to succeed in life” – submitting to the immoral excesses of another is, I suppose, submitting to one’s own inner excesses.
Kim Kardashian is product, a cause of an effect of a cause. We should in fact thank her, as you so genuinely do, for giving us an opportunity to see our own selves, to face the refuse within our own selves, the wretcheds – and there are so many selves selling themselves to consume more, to buy more refuse which is time. It’s funny, we sell our selves to buy more time but we never use the time we have, we are never present now, we have missed now and so we feel we must buy the next moment so that we may escape from the moment we want to buy back for reasons of having missed it. hahaha But Miss Kardashian is probably as unaware of these selves as most of us are unaware of them, and her existence as a ‘happening’ which unfolds helplessly, a history of ripples causing a history rippled effects which makes it much “more profitable to be treated as a mere object”.
Going back to the the first line of this reply, one’s de-education must begin with the meaning of ‘success’, ‘profit’, ‘value’, ‘wealth’, etc…which have nothing whatsoever to do with morality, with good or bad, or with one woman’s unconscious addition to the collective ‘stain’ which is bound by the cycle of inheritence itself.
Yes, thank you K.K. And thank you Mary for remembering to thank Kim.
You are the only person who I am not paying that gets me. My therapist is such a faker. There is a line from someone famous in the past that says everything is a mirror. I often look at the stories and news we focus on as a means to see how the nation sees itself and how I am looking at things.
The attention we give Ms Kardashian is a barometer or some sort of indicator of our own state. Though I make fun of her , it is only to point to something else. All satire and sarcasm must start with a sincere taking of oneself to task.
A unlearning is necessary first quite often for real learning to happen or so thats why my therapist tells me.
Yes, as JK often said, “I am the world, the world is me”. There is no ‘other’ to blame as such. Kim is a reflection, and a tame one at that hahaha
Therapists can be helfpul in some ways, but I have realized after many years of such therapies that bandaids (even knee-sized waterproof neosporin laden bandaids) don’t do very well with gushers. And that’s what we are, gushers, emotionally driven, mood driven, compulsive, impulsive, indulgent…we are escapists and the bandaid is supposed to do what? Keep the gusher from gushing all over the place? hahaha
Now I am using your kind of imagery and language. You see what happens? When you speak to me you are slightly more soft spoken than the typical tone of your blog, and when I speak to you I am slightly more brazen than the typical tone of mine. I wonder, what does this say? hahahaha
kim kardashian have so many fans and followers on twitter and facebook. i also love kim kardashian. She is a icon star. i love kimmy
Devolution is very real, my friend.
smiling!!! Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the follow.
Very well written! Is that KK doing a ‘sex doll’ impersonation?
Thanks for the compliment. Yeah I think she is. She is a symbol for a lot and its interesting to look at what she does as a way to get better understand some social trends and such.
Can’t stand Kim Kardashian. An enema is more enjoyable.
The amount of attention she gets really bothers me, there are really important issues that everyone neglects to mention but she is always in the news I don’t get it .
Hope you are doing well how are things ?
Yes, I know. She is a sad sad commentary on the state of America today – how superficial people with absolutely no talent can become so huge.
I’m OK. Pretty busy with work, but a little under the weather. Think I have the writing juices going now…at least for the next two posts or so. Aren’t you up a bit late, though?
I don’t know what it is but something up with America. I think its sick there is a lot that’s wrong and everyone seems happy to be willfully ignorant
yeah I am a nite owl, I’m writing a lot of things, business plan, a novel, blog posts for this and another blog and endless projects little projects.
I hope you feel better it sucks to be under the weather
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