With comedy I can search for the profound. Dario Fo A few days ago, I gave you the first three of 8 things I learned since bringing my brand of misanthropic satirical humor to WordPress. You can read that here. I am throwing caution into the wind and giving you more than 5 things. Let’s … Continue reading »
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Unveiling 2011′s Biggest International Cultural Sodomite
When I think of History and how it is sequential – years follow other years – I am sure 2011 will go down in it sometime soon. I hope that soon afterwards it will be made available on my e-reader for under $5. Dumb and Dumber 2011 was a year of struggle, and we the … Continue reading »
Contrasting the Ancient Practice of Onanism and making New Years Resolution
Quite often we delude ourselves into imagining that we can change, or better yet that we really want to change. We say we want to lose weight but from the way we pound the buffet and fridge, it seems we we don’t really. Ultimate we are happy being overly indulgent slobs. If you don’t believe … Continue reading »
Porn Star Asks: ‘Am I Fit to Be Around School Children?’ – Mr Mary Mutha Fucking Poppins Answers
The Backstory One of the most searched for words which brings readers to my sight is “Sasha Grey” I did a spread on her (not literally) a few weeks ago when I wrote the post: When Irony strikes Hypocrisy Emerges: Real people, real heroes, and our illiterate children. In that post I channeled my inner Senior … Continue reading »
The 3/8 things I learned since bringing my satire and sarcasm to WordPress.com
With comedy I can search for the profound. Dario Fo Let’s get right into it: [1] Everyone read the same manual on producing bullshit lists which appear most frequent during the Holiday. These lists are popular because they exploit our shallowness, insecurity, and pourous self image. There are more often than not 5 reasons, or … Continue reading »
The Genocide Game – France Turkey Revisionist History and the Many Flavors of the same Shit
I knew the deck of cards was tampered with when I realized that the 5 permanent member nation of the United Nations Security Council each in recent history have been responsible in many cases of Genocide, or inhuman treatment of either their own people or some other people. France and England after years of assaulting … Continue reading »
Sartre’s No Exit, The King Pig & a whole slew of things You don’t want to read but will because I’m Dead Sexy
If forced to admit it, I would have to say aside from re-reading No Exit by Sartre, looking for hints to better my relationship with my significant other, The CommanderInChic Blog has been my recent guilty pleasure. The Blogger is unusually cute and funny but most importantly she has presence. With the portion of the free time … Continue reading »
SAT Word Charged 2012 Resolution List, Kvetching about Freshly Pressed, & the Occupy WordPress Movement (OWP)
In a past posting entitled Why WordPress’s Freshly Pressed Is a Sham – Exposing the dreamworld we believe to be real. I took on the task of channeling my inner David Icke and deconstructed the surreptitious invectives of social networking and blogging platform WordPress and exposed their solipsistic bias. WordPress’ Freshly Pressed is the tangible representation of a horrible attempt to create … Continue reading »
Something Stinks Around Here: Flatulence, Positive Thinking, and the Power of Attraction
Looking back on human history, I tend to look at the different thoughts and obsessions which grip us as collective flatulence. New experiences come about, are digested and processed, and then there a bit later one there is some very potent and embarrassing bouts of flatulence. One particular instance has to be this New Age cult-ish practice of … Continue reading »
Why WordPress’s Freshly Pressed Is a Sham – Exposing the dreamworld we believe to be real.
When I think of something being freshly pressed I think of the dog walkers in our neighborhood who don’t pick up after their dog, or Spring Break Panama City Florida. I never drank so much Orange Juice and immorality. But that’s not why I am here writing when I should be watching the water boil … Continue reading »
My Best Post Yet: My Hatred of the ACLU and Using Wikipedia to trick You
Blissful Ignorance The public has issued a mandate and aside from most media outlets ad government officials many still aren’t compliant. As Americans we like to eat and when we eat we don’t like to learn anything from the TV, Internet or News that will clue us in on how far into a dystopian society … Continue reading »
Office Christmas Party advice
I actually have a funny story about a Christmas party Gone Horribly Bad. I have to check the terms of my settlement before I can tell you about it Office Christmas Party advice.